Bioniclemaster Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 play dead :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 It saddens me to see this. Y'all are a bunch of friggin morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Wait, so it's just like Resident Evil? Find an army supply bunker/warehouse something and make a final stand for humanity. Edit: and steam roll the suckers in a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 Find an army supply bunker/warehouse something and make a final stand for humanity. You're better off making one yourself rather than finding one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Find an army supply bunker/warehouse something and make a final stand for humanity. You're better off making one yourself rather than finding one. Make one? How the hell do I make an army bunker/warehouse with all the army ammo/explosives in it before they find me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 Make one now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Hey, do you think zombies are smart/strong enough to pry open a tank hatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 not unless your hatch is improperly sealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INB681 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Say, can military humvees be properly sealed? As you can see,Suriname is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean, 2 rivers and mountains on the south. How long do you estimate the time of arrival of the first zombies after mass spread in the USA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Fine Zombie bites cow Before complete zombification, tick bites cow Tick drops off when cow=zombie Tick bites bird Bird flys to other location Bird=zombie so tick drops off Tick bites human Human=zombie Tick=? Remember, animals can carry the virus yet not be infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 Fine Zombie bites cow Before complete zombification, tick bites cow Tick drops off when cow=zombie Tick bites bird Bird flys to other location Bird=zombie so tick drops off Tick bites human Human=zombie Tick=? Remember, animals can carry the virus yet not be infected. <- wrong What would actually happen (assumsing a tick would bite an infected cow in first place): Zombie bites cow tick bites cow, contracts virus cow=die tick bites bird (assuming tick is stupid enough to do that in first place & doesn't get eaten AND bird is stupid enough to get to a position where that can happen at all) bird flies to new location; tick dies from virus bird dies from virus tick= DEAD There, I fixed it. Also, since a tick (or any other parasitic insect, for that matter) has a puny circulatory system, the virus would kill it off in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I just grab my .44 magnum and start the mayhem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zjean Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I was tempted to post on this, but all the sheer stupidity made me think otherwise. Ah, screw it. I would: 1) Get to the ocean and steal & stock a boat 2) Learn how to operate said boat. 3) find myself an island and make a fortress on it. 4) Not let anyone besides LZ and those with him on my lovely, zombie free island. That has walls on the beaches to prevent zombies from getting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Wait, is the virus airborne? Because then Haz-mat suits might be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zjean Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 It's blood born. Like a STD. That kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cirevam Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 So it's AIDS that works faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I suppose it could be put that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 heh. Well in that case I would 1) Get a hazmat suit 2) get the crossbow out of my basement 3) get the machete from the garage 4) Get a steel tent rod as a backup 5) Fill a supersoaker with gas and carry a lighter with me Note how all of this stuff is real, you guys. LZ was right, you all think you're someone other than your ordinary self. 6) get in my minivan (and attempt to get a good feel for learning to drive it) and see if I can save anyone else here on RRU dumb enough to think that there's a special case with zombies and anyone who thinks that magic would work or that thinks that zombies can't tell a living intelligent being from their own kind, CYREM. 7) go to the local sport store and grab ALL of the skeet shooting rifles, paintball guns and 20 hockey sticks, with the aid of other members 8) set up the van with the windows open to act as gun stations, and give you lucky members guns 9) attempt to rescue everyone else around the nation, slowly fighting our way through the hordes, and finding all of the secret uninhabited backroads we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Note how all of this stuff is real, you guys. LZ was right, you all think you're someone other than your ordinary self. Not me. I spend time thinking this stuff out, BTW: have fun trying to find us when the power goes out. (Zombie infestation in power plant/ internet server) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockmoddeR Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Then I wasn't talking to you.I'm offering help to those who live in a world of fantasy who would get eaten alive if they didn't wake up and get real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 RM, your plan differs very slightly from one of mine, although in my case it's a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Then I wasn't talking to you.I'm offering help to those who live in a world of fantasy who would get eaten alive if they didn't wake up and get real. Says the guy who wants to find about 50 less-then-20 year olds, give them firearms, and fight off a zombie Apocalypse after ditching his family. Without thinking that he... A) Might not find anybody B) Cause his family great distress for his whereabouts.* C) Run out of Gasoline in a Zombie Infested Neighborhood D) Shoot himself / people he cares for. Besides that, you're planning for a fictional situation. My plan I worked so that it can also be used for an Invasion of the United States, or a Nuclear Fallout. *I realize that I'm hypercritical on this statement, I may or may not revise my previous plan to account for family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftgsarge Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 get shotgun and ammo. go to sporting goods store and get more guns and ammo, a golden deagle. use my lack of not knowing people to my advantage. go north to the military base, which if protocol is followed, should be well defended. get an APC for all my guns and ammo, a Barret .50, an Abrams, and a group of no more than 5 people. then leave the base and hunt me some zombies. find more people, become their leader and re-establish civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted April 18, 2010 Author Share Posted April 18, 2010 A barret 50cal? That will work, but... do you really need that gun to get the job done? If you're going on zombie raids in an APC, a friggin M1 Garand would do the job better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Fine Zombie bites cow Before complete zombification, tick bites cow Tick drops off when cow=zombie Tick bites bird Bird flys to other location Bird=zombie so tick drops off Tick bites human Human=zombie Tick=? Remember, animals can carry the virus yet not be infected. <- wrong What would actually happen (assumsing a tick would bite an infected cow in first place): Zombie bites cow tick bites cow, contracts virus cow=die tick bites bird (assuming tick is stupid enough to do that in first place & doesn't get eaten AND bird is stupid enough to get to a position where that can happen at all) bird flies to new location; tick dies from virus bird dies from virus tick= DEAD There, I fixed it. Also, since a tick (or any other parasitic insect, for that matter) has a puny circulatory system, the virus would kill it off in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. Black Plague Spread by Ticks They bite a Rat...Get the Plague, It mixes with their blood When they make a wound in anything else, The vomit up he Plague-infested Blood into the wound So it wouldn't kill the Tick....Instantly, That is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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