Anonymouse Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Nah... They get in the cars and when you're not looking, they start the engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Funny how no one has gone to the only real point where you can attack without BEING attacked. Stereotypical zombies posess little to NO intelligence, meaning they could not create new or operate existing weaponry, including the ever classic Flak Gun, chainguns, Miniguns, SAMs, or fighters. The air is the safest place, raining death with rockets, minigun fire, and depending on how far into the future this hypothetical outbreak is, Lasers. A large building could be sealed with bricks and mortar, effectively making it impervious. Add a hanger of sorts, and you have a brilliant stronghold that can still attack. Even then, if none of this could be done, the would would still have to have its navies and would have to be able to launch some of the massive strategic bomber force. Massive strikes could be executed before fuel and ammo ran out. Or, as addict said, you could rally at an island, which, if large enough, may harbor resources such as oil, iron, steel, or aluminum. Air and sea are the ways. They are survival. Edit: Only problem would be the Quisling. Blast it Cyrem. Also nice to see someone else has read that book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I take it that would Cyrem still on our side, just as a spy. He probably wants to hide inside of the horde. The best place to hide something is in plain sight, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 No, Cyrem would defect. Quisling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 So much for optimism. Care to clarify, Cyrem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INB681 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Seen that the border of the jungle isn't really mass-populated, we don't have much to fear here. Anyone here with arms to work and some brains can get a living. Cut trees in the jungle, plant some food there. And the thing is, with an outbreak in the USA, it has to take really long before it gets here. If zombies are as dumb as you say as they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 You don't get it, it's my island nation. Not just a random island. And last time I checked, zombies could travel across the ocean floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 And last time I checked, zombies could travel across the ocean floor. In that case, build lots of depth-charges. And MOABs would be the most effective high explosive in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 They can't travel across the ocean floor. The pressure at that depth would crush their bodies, even if they are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 They can't travel across the ocean floor. The pressure at that depth would crush their bodies, even if they are dead. They'll learn to swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Acmex, even if they're bodies were crushed, they'd still move. It'd only take em several months longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 By "Bodies are crushed" I mean, "Bodies are crushed". Nothing can work at those depths. Pressures of several HUNDRED atmospheres are applied at those depths, and that is enough to crush anything to a tiny blob. ntl;dr, The brain would be destroyed. Also, Epic, the waves prevent anyone/thing from swimming out to islands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictgamer Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 No acmex, the brain would be reduced to an infinitely small size. But still exist. Either way, when they finally reach my island nation, I'll just obliterate them and fly off to my massive military bases in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acmex Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Bah. Fine, I'll just keep a Nimitz-Class carrier. Can't attack from underwater, now can they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ima torpedophile. IMA KILL EM :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 By "Bodies are crushed" I mean, "Bodies are crushed". Nothing can work at those depths. Pressures of several HUNDRED atmospheres are applied at those depths, and that is enough to crush anything to a tiny blob. Tell that to anglerfish xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theextractor Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 The unfortunate truth is that in order for Cyrem to 'fit in' with the zombies he may, on occasion, be forced to eat the brains of several members of RRU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lair Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I just remembered I'm a rockwhale. I'm safe from zombies. So I'll just ram over the zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyria Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Me.Burninate.Zombie.Go.Bye-Bye (The Undead Are Weak To Fire/Godly Powers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 Fire is acceptable, just be careful not to set yourself or the surroundings ablaze as well. Well, lighting the surrounding area on fire might happen anyway... what I mean is, try not to light too much on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEPICtrainrider Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 By "Bodies are crushed" I mean, "Bodies are crushed". Nothing can work at those depths. Pressures of several HUNDRED atmospheres are applied at those depths, and that is enough to crush anything to a tiny blob. ntl;dr, The brain would be destroyed. Also, Epic, the waves prevent anyone/thing from swimming out to islands. Tick bites zombie Zombie-Carrying Tick bites bird Bird flys to your location You get bitten You=Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouse Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 You get bitten By the bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INB681 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Mosquitoes are a lot more efficient and reliable on that... And those don't travel far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theextractor Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 zombie anything will always attempt to eat one's brains. zombie human, zombie bird, zombie mosquito, it makes no difference, they all will bite and they all infect. EPIC, just to clarify, are you saying the tick bit the zombie, thus obtaining the zombie disease? Also Is this the sort of zombie outbreak caused by some contagious virus. or Are these legitimate zombies rising from the graves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aki Dazrold Posted March 29, 2010 Author Share Posted March 29, 2010 Damn, I hate having to explain this. It's a virus. (btw why do you say "legitimate" like that?) It spreads by contact through fluid swap (usually when one bites you, but it can be transmitted by getting zombie flesh on an open wound, or in your mouth, or other methods *shudder*), and parasitic insects reject zombie flesh 100% of the time. Also, Solanum (the virus) kills and reanimates an infected human; whereas in other animals the virus only kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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