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Many failures have happened in life. Quite a few funny ones too.

Why don't you share yours here?

However they must be clean jokes so no racist, religious or dirty jokes please

That also applies to this thread. Only 'clean failures'.


Number one:

Due to a hard drive failure which occurred at the same time as our backup system failed, the site is currently down.

That's what a site I was trying to go to a few minutes before coming up with this topic said.

guy: alright, committed the new source.

other guy: *checks out commit*

guy: Oops, I forgot to commit the most important part.

Yes, that actually happened.

Not exactly like that, but you get the point :P

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This is an anecdote copied from Computer Stupidities on Rinkworks.

My old boss spent some time writing statistical analysis packages for the Archimedes. One of them got fairly popular for Archie software, and he started a small business selling it. For those who don't know, Archie software usually came as source code and was executed through an interpreter.

One day at a scientific meeting, he noticed that another company was showing Archie software with remarkably similar functionality to his own, so he wandered over. The longer he watched, the more familiar it looked. Eventually, when the sales representative had gathered a good crowd, he asked in a loud voice:

â—¦My Boss: "Are you using my copyrighted code for this?"

â—¦Sales Representative: "Of course not."

â—¦My Boss: "So what happens if you press [key combination]?"

â—¦Sales Representative: "Nothing."

â—¦My Boss: "Do it for me."

â—¦Sales Representative: "Ok sir, but I can assure you it does--"

The screen displayed my boss' copyright notice. All they'd done was remove the front end.

It widely accepted as the biggest laugh of the show.

Plenty of other failures can be found at the site. This is the section of said site where this particular one comes from.

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guy: alright, committed the new source.

other guy: *checks out commit*

guy: Oops, I forgot to commit the most important part.

Oh I wonder who that was :P

:whistle:

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