Rru: The Faces Of Lunacy

[Lair]

Addictgamer: "Oh dear me, I must declair, it certainly is quite dull and unentertaining around our fair colony, isn't it?

Captain Cyrem: "My humble, long-time male partner of much less age who is engaged in working for me in this colony as the greatest warrior, this peacefulness we are experiencing is what every true Rock Raider strives for!"

Addictgamer: "Ah yes, true. But as a warrior, I do not want to just sit around here every waking moment of the day. I wish to get out into the tunnels of this planet and be heroic! In fact, even now, I am curious as to what Draciball is doing with his time."

*Cirevam flies into the lounge on a Hoverboard, doing multiple barrel rolls the whole way*

Cirevam: "SQUADULAAAAAAAAAA-"

*Cirevam crashes into the floor, creating a time warp resulting in him echoing through the universe*

Captain Cyrem: "Oh, what a piece of ship."

Cirevam: "Your majesty... excuse me, I mean captain, Makuta Draciball and his numerous minions have siezed Planet U

Captain Cyrem: "Oh no...this is indeed terrible news! Do you mean to say that my banishing him to the depths of the deepest pits of the underworlds of the core of this planet did no good in holding him?"

*Cirevam stretches his neck out and catches his hat, which is a blue chicken*

Captain Cyrem: "Well, how can WEEEEEEEEEEEE help?"

Addictgamer: "I very much doubt that urine can fix this terrible situation."

Captain Cyrem:

Cirevam: "Well, I do have this message with me, in the form of an ancient prophecy. It's just an old stone tablet, but I am mostly certain it is accurate! It is written: 'crystal boulder rubble rubble crystal drill cry-' oh, erm... Only Addictgamer can defeat Draciball the Beast!" *thinking to self* "Haha I'm so high on Brickonium I'm making up prophecies because all I have is this tablet with nonsense written on it!" EDIT 2012-11-10: and I'm totally spelling prophecy as "procafy"

Addictgamer: "Excellent! I shall now proceed to travel off and collect all of my belongings, and possibly stop to pick up some things along the way."

Cirevam: "Are you completely daft? There is not enough time for any of this to happen. The only item that you certainly do need to bring with you on your quest is your drill, no more!"

And that is why all of your Rock Raiders teleport down with only a drill.

Addictgamer: "But you do not understand! I positively need to work on my programming skills while we are out!"

Cirevam: "You can gank on my huge frost licking seam."

Addictgamer: "GREAT!"

Captain Cyrem:

Addictgamer: "How would you like to engage in a little last-minute romantic behavior with me? Perhaps a gentle kiss between the two of us? At the very least it is certainly for luck, and even for our relationship!"

Anonymouse: "You are a sick slug-sucking pervert you shipper go power miner off somewhere you bundle of sticks."

Addictgamer: "I was speaking to my computer, Lieutendant Linus. But now that you believed I was speaking to you even though I was not even facing you, I must question what goes through your mind as to our relationship. Also you are playing the roll of a princess."

Anonymouse: "...you've got to be kidding me."

Cirevam: "Come! We must depart!"

Addictgamer: "Farewell, my fellow Rock Raiders!"

Cirevam: "Squadulah! We are departing off on an epic journey of heroism against the forces of evil!"

Addictgamer: "Now, how are we flying on this thing? I thought you broke it."

Cirevam: "It is all in the 'vam', my boy."

Addictgamer: "And also, how exactly will we get there?"

Cirevam: "Why, you'll have to teleport to the location where Draciball's minions are set up! First we will need to extract these WAD files."

Addictgamer: "So then where did you come from?"

Cirevam: "SQUADULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_AAAAAAAAA"

*Time passes*

Addictgamer: "Oh my goodness! What are all of those head-like objects? They seem to be the characters of hideous beasts!"

Cirevam: "Heads? Oh dear, you must have been hanging around the Brickonium mines too long! These are the faces of lunacy! As the hero of this story, it is up to you to conquer each of them!"

Addictgamer: "I thought you said I was just seeing things..."

Cirevam: "SQUADULAH!"

Addictgamer: "I suppose I had best be getting on my way with these heads."

Cirevam: "Addict, look! Here is LEVELPICKER.bmp! Choose which level you shall enter!"

Addictgamer: "But I told you already, I need to stop to see the shopkeep first! My drill is broken."

Cirevam:

CHARATERS SO FAR:

King Harkinian: Cyrem

Link: Addict

Gwonam: Cirevam, albiet a bit more loopy (read: incredibly stoned)

Militron: FTGSarge

Ganon: Draciball

I NEED CHARACTERS FOR EVERYONE ELSE

Zelda (Mouse is filling in her role in the intro, and I may just change Zelda to mouse unless I get other reasons to. This way I can make fun of their "relationship" that got Cirevam banned once)

Morshu

Goronu

Glutko

Harlequin

Lupay

Mayor Kardivash

Frozen Woman

BEER BEER BEER

Everyone else

Impa (Gamelon character)

Guard (Gamelon character)

Duke (Gamelon character)

Mayor Kardivesh (Gamelon character)

GEORGE (Gamelon character)

SUGGESTIONS:

TheEPICtrainrider as Morshu (only for physicall similarities, he's not terrifying yet soothing like Morshu)

Zephyria as Zelda (Zelda is cut from into until I get an absolute decision)

Joe as Harlequin

LZ ar Beer Guy or Morshu

RmR as Mayor

Please help contribute to this parody, though it seems Cirevam and Alpha and I and maybe Doc are the only ones who know about it.

[Addictgamer]

Oh dear, this is what I call lunacy incarnated.

Great job! Keep going!

[Aki Dazrold]

wtfscnbdfcvndfcvmfbbq

and yes each of those letters stood for something

[ftgsarge]

Militron. Totally calling it.

mostly for this V

And "The Armored Pyrokinetic"

[Lair]

FTGSarge can scoop up cadets in his hand and harden them with fire. This must be where Rock Monsters really come from.

[aLPHA]

Lol, can I be Morshu?