The Vending Machine

[Phoenyx]

You get a bunch of maps that break the idea of what a portal test chamber is.

*Inserts a 404 Error*

[Storm]

You get http://proteys.info/404/

*inserts 4chan*

[I Am Not Here]

You got /b/

Inserts Minecart

[Phoenyx]

You get a Minecart. The machine was already full of those.

*Inserts Portal 2's new map editor*

[Leumeister]

You get a whole community of devs. Wait, that reminds me of something...

*Inserts Cubemap*

[Phoenyx]

You get Codename: BIGBOX

*Inserts the recent game development boom*

[Leumeister]

You get new development for the Wii U

*Inserts GLaDOS*

[GordonFreeman]

You get neurotoxin

*inserts zombie*

[I Am Not Here]

you got rotten flesh

*inserts ender egg*

[Leumeister]

You get a useless item from defeating a dragon in a demention where there is tv static in the sky

*inserts tilted cartridge*

[I Am Not Here]

You got a corrupted game

*inserts Brickster Bots*

[Leumeister]

You get metallic jerks that love to push you around

*inserts I'm glad that we've brought this topic back from the dead*

[Phoenyx]

You get a necrobump.

*Inserts Shootmania Storm*

[GordonFreeman]

Gets bullet

*Inserts Slimy Monster Cave Bat*

[Phoenyx]

You get those @#$% bats! a Zubat.

*Inserts said Zubat*

[GordonFreeman]

You get a genuine piece of Fail.

*Inserts Green Red Brick You Stay*

[Cyrem]

*No item comes out*

*Inserts Red Green Brick You Leave*

[Phoenyx]

Again, no item comes out.

*Inserts Green Red Brick, you CHANGE FLOWERS!*

[mumboking]

You get THE RADIO!

*Inserts Enter and Return*

[Drill Master]

You get a keyboard without the keys.

*Inserts a jar of dirt*

[Leumeister]

This

*inserts all the Rock Raiders overhaul mods that we made*

[GordonFreeman]

You get Power Miners.

*inserts a LANDSLIDE HAS OCCURED!*

[Leumeister]

You get debris on the floor

*inserts D3DRM.dll*

[Storm]

You get myself a myself a myself a

*inserts FLOWERS

[I Am Not Here]

You Got CUPS

*Inserts Rocket Racer*