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The Vending Machine


Phoenyx
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Gets a blank stare from someone who doesn't know who you are talking about.

*inserts new MSI Radeon HD 6450 GPU for main/family PC*

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You get a signed document stating that Ozzy Osbourne will not fit in a Vending Machine, then find out the document was never notarized.

*inserts LAT PAC Builder 2.0*

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You get a Toasted Poptart.

I am in need of refueling, so I will insert the next person who posts into the machine. *Inserts next person who posts.*

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You get your face slapped by the machine and you clothes set on fire.

Inserts Sloth driving Ford Pinto carrying Lady Fuzzball, Duchess of Fur (the dog that I did not name) holding an extremely irate Cyrem.

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