The Vending Machine

[Sonic322]

You get unsalted butter.

*Insert the game Asteroids.*

[Phoenyx]

You get a simple beat track, vector-based 8-bit graphics, and the legendary triangle-wave laser sound.

*Inserts a Crazy Astronaut album*

[noghiri]

You get this video:

*inserts left sock*

[Sonic322]

You get right sock.

*Insert piggy bank *

[Shadow322]

You get a real piggy.

*insert a goldfish*

[Phoenyx]

Edit: you ninja'd me, Shadow... You get a domesticated carp.

*Inserts METX 401*

[noghiri]

You get a wheel.

*inserts self*

[Sonic322]

You get a fish made of gold.

*Insert a magic potion.*

[Tracker]

You get Black Mesa.

Inserts Rock Monster.

[noghiri]

You get Retsnom Kcor.

*inserts Tracker*

[Tracker]

You get trolled.

Inserts a spambot from the IC² forums.

[Sonic322]

You get something stupid.

*Insert a ticket for 1 free cake.*

[Lair]

You get an I.O.U. for one cake.

Insert a baked potato. Do it.

[Sonic322]

You get gun carved out of a potato.

*Insert a Newton's Cradle.*

[Phoenyx]

You get Newtonian Physics.

*Inserts an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device*

[Leumeister]

You get the greatest device known to man.

*Inserts SynthFont*

[Phoenyx]

You get RealFont

*Inserts YouTube*

[Alcom Isst]

You get a cat with a camcorder attached to its collar.

*Inserts compilation of really bad LDD creations.*

[Leumeister]

You get one big awesome LDD creation.

*Inserts Blender*

[Tracker]

YOU get blended.

Inserts Induction Furnace.

[noghiri]

You get a reduction furnace.

*inserts hat*

[Phoenyx]

You get a different hat.

*Inserts a Game Breaker*

[Leumeister]

You get a tilted cartridge.

*inserts bat*

[Sonic322]

You get a cute Minecraft bat.

*Insert a tilted cartridge.*

[noghiri]

TILT -- You can't move!

*inserts pinball machine*