RRU Quotes 2: Reckoning

[The Ace Railgun]

[6/10/15, 7:40:57 AM] kirkbywilliam: On 6/9/15, at 7:56 PM, Hugh Wotmeigh wrote:
> COD Blops was as much of a trainwreck as I expected
you mean Paul Blops: Mall COD?

[le717]

[5:33:31 PM] bartvbl: iTunes is and has always been a disgrace to software
[5:34:17 PM] bartvbl: its sole purpose is to act as a wall between the barbaric computer it is running on and the Holy B'lessed device
[5:34:30 PM] bartvbl: in such a way that only Blessed bytes can reach the Blessed Device
[5:35:27 PM] bartvbl: if the barbaric piece of crap complains about the rootkit that his Holyness Apple Mobile Device Service installs,
[5:35:53 PM] bartvbl: there shall be no connection between the barbaric piece of junk and The Holy Device
[5:37:39 PM] bartvbl: but of course, the transformation from dirty bytes to Blessed Bytes can not happen without a thorough conversion.
[5:38:22 PM] bartvbl: So, by default, all dirty byte collections shall be stripped of their unholy name, and be renamed into "Track 0", "Track 1", and so on.
[5:39:07 PM] bartvbl: In addition they shall be stripped of their former identity. Nothing shall be known about them anymore
[5:39:41 PM] bartvbl: After this, the barbaric user shall reinvent the identity of the unholy bytes.
[5:40:08 PM] bartvbl: Each individual collection shall be right clicked, and the ritual of "Get info" shall be performed.
[5:41:03 PM] bartvbl: In this process, the unholy bytes shall be blessed by entering their former identity on to the altar presented.

[Phoenyx]

This happened very recently:

• Seaborgium
  YOU DONT KNOW WHO SYLVESTER MCCOY IS
  10:59 AM
•  
  HOW DARE YOU
  10:59 AM
•  
  I think someone ought to drop a TARDIS on you
  11:00 AM
• Fushigisaur
  Oh is it Doctor Who related? That would explain it
  11:00 AM
•  
  Phoenyx drops a TARDIS on Fush
  11:00 AM
• Fushigisaur
  I don't give a brick about Doctor who
  11:00 AM
• Phoenyx
  Though I don't even know where I got one from...
  11:00 AM
• Fushigisaur
  You got a tardiss from inside your tardis abviously
  11:02 AM
•  
  the same playe you store all your other things
  11:02 AM
• Phoenyx
  Except I don't have a TARDIS. You know I'm not a Time Lord.
  11:02 AM
• Seaborgium
  Fush needs a Jellybaby

[Alcom Isst]

[8:24:12 PM] Jamesster: autoplaying music on tumblr pages
[8:24:13 PM] Jamesster: why
[8:24:37 PM] Noghiri: because it wants to be the hell that myspace was before it got reinvented
[8:24:49 PM] Noghiri: but is stuck in limbo between livejournal and hell.

[The Ace Railgun]

[6/13/15, 7:26:10 AM] bartvbl: On 6/13/15, at 7:05 AM, xx7xxxpowersxx wrote:
> I need to stop getting into arguments with feminists. They get me really worked up.
Represent mailinists. Women can't argue with male-in rebates.

[Fush]

[11:14:28 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: let me tell you a thing about fursuits
[11:14:30 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: they are hot as f****

EDIT: and later...

[11:30:43 PM] Jamesster: I piss gasoline

Edited June 20, 2015 by Fushigisaur

[Alcom Isst]

[6/19/2015 5:08:53 PM | Edited 5:08:56 PM] Will Kirkby: https://steamcommunity.com/app/332310/discussions/0/594820656472642600/
[6/19/2015 5:13:05 PM] Alcom Isst: What could alcom build...
[6/19/2015 5:13:30 PM | Edited 5:13:33 PM] Will Kirkby: http://bigassmessage.com/031c8

later...

[9:13:26 AM] Alcom Isst: So I have this iPad and I'm trying to find random object that I can use as a Stylus.
[9:13:33 AM] Alcom Isst: Nothing works.
[9:15:14 AM] Will Kirkby: http://bigassmessage.com/031c8
[9:16:13 AM] Alcom Isst: Stop that.

and now for some bugs!

[5:29:55 PM] Alcom Isst: I wonder how people become beekeepers.
[5:31:35 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Step 1: find a bunch of bees
[5:31:42 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Step 2: claim said bees as your own
[5:31:53 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Step 3: woo their queen with intricate dance moves
[5:32:33 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Step 4: when someone inevitably asks you to give up your bees, refuse

[7:48:41 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: BREAKING NEWS: Cockroach is barrelling towards me at a glorious 10cm an hour
[7:49:10 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: I think he's dying right now
[7:49:17 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Yep.
[7:49:42 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: NOPE
[7:49:46 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: He's pushing forward
[7:49:48 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: go son go

Edited June 22, 2015 by Alcom1

[STUDZ]

[Elembiers talking about how LEGO Worlds is the spiritual successor to Universe. Kids saying they want it back and all that stuff]

[12:54:49 PM] jamesster: my goodness
[12:54:53 PM] jamesster: they never quit
[12:54:54 PM] jamesster: ever
[12:55:13 PM] /)¢(\  Krysto: YOU WERE LIKE, FIVE WHEN THAT f****ING GAME CAME OUT
[12:55:21 PM] jamesster: 100 years from now there will still be people saying LU is the best game ever and that it should come back
[12:55:45 PM] Will Kirkby: "So grandpa, tell us about video games"

[12:55:57 PM] Will Kirkby: "when I was your age, I used to s***post about Lego Universe on the elembies"

Edited June 25, 2015 by McStudz

[dead_name]

In which I find a probable new TT project and accidentally a meme.

[01:58:44] Will Kirkby: GUYS.
[01:58:49] Will Kirkby: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS.
[01:58:52] Will Kirkby: (and gals)
[01:59:04] Will Kirkby: new TT project identifier has been spotted
[01:59:10] Will Kirkby: "Douglas"
[01:59:21] Will Kirkby: now idk if this is just a single coder testing something or representative of a new project
[01:59:29] Will Kirkby: but let's keep our minds open here
[01:59:35] Will Kirkby: and let's consider

[01:59:47] Will Kirkby: which notable franchises contain a character called Douglas
[01:59:56] Will Kirkby: (not a test, legit asking for suggestions)

[02:03:06] Will Kirkby: desperate hope:
[02:03:11] Will Kirkby: it's a reference to Douglas Adams
[02:03:20] Will Kirkby: and they're doing a LEGO Hitch-hiker's Guide
[02:03:25] Will Kirkby: I very much doubt this.

[02:14:58] Will Kirkby: I'm not aware of a Douglas in SW7
[02:15:38] jamesster: darth douglas
[02:17:37] JAL: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Douglas
[02:17:59] jamesster: the legend of zelda: the phantom douglas
[02:18:07] Will Kirkby: oh god I've made a meme
[02:18:39] JAL: The Legend of Zelda: Douglas of Time
[02:19:27] Caleb Ely: Oh Douglas you've made a meme
[02:19:47] Will Kirkby: all hail douglas

[02:20:41] jamesster: DOUG
nd the meaning of life
[02:20:54] Will Kirkby: Monty Python and the Holy Douglas
[02:21:07] Will Kirkby: Douglas: Mall Cop
[02:21:30] jamesster: does anybody remember douglas universe

[Fluffy Cupcake]

Fushigisaur: I'll be sure to draw you one Ben  [Regarding the RRU Pony Members]

I thought Fush had a strange mustache for a second. Then I realized it was the edge of the paper.

[lol username]

[11:22:00 PM] Alcom Isst: My sister has a history with bad horse games.
[11:25:39 PM] Alcom Isst: She just bought another one. Came across a $1 iPhone "Horse Simulator" that had fairly positive reviews.

Turns out the reviews were astroturfed.
At least, I hope they were astroturfed. I can't imagine the idiocracy required for this game to get a 4.5 star average.
[11:26:13 PM | Edited 11:26:27 PM] Alcom Isst: Long story short she bred a Cheetah from horses because someone messed up their asset swap.

[noghiri]

[15:38:03] JAL: All the stuff I ordered for my controller will get here tomorrow, but I won't be there to get them. I'm working 9am to 10-11pm tomorrow
[15:38:19] bartvbl: order stuff?
[15:38:22] bartvbl: for you controller?
[15:38:30] Bonkle Medical Examiner: It's like his pet
[15:38:33] Bonkle Medical Examiner: He's going to bath it
[15:38:38] Bonkle Medical Examiner: And put it to bed
[15:38:41] Bonkle Medical Examiner: And feed it
[15:38:50] Bonkle Medical Examiner: Good controller.
[15:39:02] bartvbl: hmm.. since when does the slave control the controller?
[15:39:23] Bonkle Medical Examiner: Since Thursday.
[15:39:34] bartvbl: hm. must have slipped the radar.
[15:40:17 | Edited 15:40:29] JAL: I bought it a keyboard so it can texts its friends, new thumbstick grips so it won't get cold, and an adapter for it so it can be awesome
[15:41:13] bartvbl: it has friends?
[15:41:14] bartvbl: ..
[15:41:17] bartvbl: I should talk to mine
[15:41:28] bartvbl: maybe the compatability issues are just the result of a depression
[15:42:44] JAL: It's a little sad though. Its parents, the nintendo rectangles, left it and never came back... ;-;
[15:43:50] bartvbl: I took away his crippled brother
[15:43:53] bartvbl: never to be seen again
[15:43:57] bartvbl: to make an example of course
[15:44:03 | Edited 15:44:13] bartvbl: keyboard gave up shortly after
[15:45:36] JAL: it still lights up with joy from time to time though
[15:46:02] bartvbl: mine likes to spin its wheel during boot time
[15:46:05] bartvbl: not much else though
[15:46:14] Will Kirkby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsDk7SIXa8
[15:46:36] bartvbl: do what?
[15:46:39] bartvbl: kill my controller?
[15:46:42] Will Kirkby: it.
[15:46:45] bartvbl: ..
[15:46:51] bartvbl: that's a f@#$#@ fantastic idea
[15:47:03] bartvbl: I must release myself from my constraints
[15:47:08] bartvbl: to excel
[15:47:10] bartvbl: to perform
[15:47:14] bartvbl: to reach my full potential
[15:47:16] bartvbl: to..
[15:47:19] bartvbl: CONTROL the WORLD
[15:47:21] bartvbl: hang on
[15:47:26] bartvbl: that requires that I control the controller
[15:47:30] bartvbl: and I can
[15:47:33] bartvbl: this is easy
[15:47:44] bartvbl: you guys should FEAR
[15:47:52] bartvbl: MWUHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHH
[15:47:54] bartvbl: ..
[15:47:56] bartvbl: ahem
[15:48:24] bartvbl: what were we talking about again?
[15:48:26] bartvbl: oh right
[15:48:29] bartvbl: babysitting controllers

[lol username]

[11:34:19 PM] Pereki: hot pizzas can't melt steel beams

[ProfessorBrickkeeper]

[1:48:00 AM] McJobless: 

[3:47:39 PM] Pereki: makuta was written as literally everything that happened, every defeat, every single thing anyone ever did, was "all accordion to plan" until the moon hit him and he died.

<<< This is the greatest sentence of All Time

[Drill Master]

[12:26 PM] JAL: Made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. went to spread the peanut butter and the knife kinda jumped and I smeared peanut butter on my hand instead ._.
[12:36 PM] Will Kirkby: so you're saying you have... butterfingers?

 

[McJobless]

[The Ace Railgun]

le717 LU fanboys are never dying slimy slugs. You try to kill them like they should die, but they never do.

Edited July 13, 2015 by The Ace Railgun

[lol username]

[1:46:10 AM] Sadie: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/t31.0-8/11174661_10152829800105974_5801158081542661452_o.jpg
[1:46:54 AM] jamesster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nwW24Y3NDY
[1:47:49 AM] Sadie: o

BONUS: This was autosaved as a draft when I came back to this topic. It's from, I dunno, a week ago?

[3:15:24 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: f**** Minions
[3:15:55 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: why do they exist

[3:17:16 AM] jamesster: http://www.deviantart.com/browse/all/digitalart/?order=5&q=minions
[3:17:26 AM] jamesster: i'm going in

[3:17:43 AM] jamesster: http://doritos-pope.deviantart.com/art/Relatable-Minion-Meme-544308122

[3:18:12 AM] Alcom Isst: Jamesster, it's fine when you go in, but some of us don't enjoy you bringing back what you find.

[3:33:57 AM] jamesster: OH
[3:33:58 AM] jamesster: I WONDER
[3:34:07 AM] jamesster: AAAAAAA
[3:34:17 AM] jamesster: https://36.media.tumblr.com/f519e9d47a596349e07ce867d8c3ba08/tumblr_nq9q9rN5uE1t04piqo1_250.jpg
[3:34:18 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: BBBBBBB
[3:34:22 AM] jamesster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[3:34:23 AM] Alcom Isst: CCCCCCC
[3:34:33 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[3:34:35 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: JAMESSTER WhY
[3:34:43 AM] jamesster: MY SIDES
[3:34:43 AM] Alcom Isst: I'm not clicking.
[3:35:13 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Jamesster no
[3:35:17 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: bad kitty
[3:35:25 AM] jamesster: :c
[3:35:29 AM] jamesster: https://www.flickr.com/photos/nathaninsandiego/5968790904
[3:35:35 AM] jamesster: here's the high res
[3:35:39 AM] jamesster: I'm dying inside
[3:35:54 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: don't make me get the spray bottle >:L

[3:36:46 AM] jamesster: https://40.media.tumblr.com/e8063d3a5a771cb7c884ad05fb273436/tumblr_npgxr5qNYy1uuy4uho1_540.jpg
[3:36:53 AM] Alcom Isst: Dammit, I can't resist any mo- re.
[3:36:55 AM] Alcom Isst: Why.
[3:37:56 AM] Alcom Isst: Do these people look at minions and go "I WANNA BE THAT THING!"
[3:38:24 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: yes
[3:38:32 AM] jamesster: https://www.flickr.com/photos/38712296@N07/17986196524 were you even trying
[3:39:03 AM] Alcom Isst: "I WANNA BE AN EXPENDABLE ABOMBINATION OF ORGANIC ENGINEERING THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION"
[3:39:11 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: A Lemming?
[3:39:19 AM] jamesster: http://www.dtjaaaam.com/SanDiegoComic-Con2011/San-Diego-Comic-Con-1/i-NDns3NT/0/X3/6015508758_5e17d213e0_o-X3.jpg NO
[3:39:36 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: not okay
[3:39:40 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: not okay!
[3:40:32 AM] Alcom Isst: I like being near sighted. I can take my glasses off and only recieve blurry versions of any image.

[Alcom Isst]

[7/14/2015 11:56:41 PM] Alcom Isst: Only thing I've needed in surgery is local aneitz... anithz... anesti... how do I spell?
[7/14/2015 11:56:53 PM] Fish: Euthenasia

[lol username]

[4:25:57 AM] jamesster: welp now it's almost 4:30 and I'm hungry
[4:26:05 AM] jamesster: oops
[4:30:14 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: that sounds like a you problem
[4:30:19 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: except I have the same problem
[4:30:23 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: so it's also a me problem
[4:30:46 AM] jamesster: I'm shoving the granola bar towards the screen but nothing is happening
[4:31:12 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: have you tried putting it in your disk drive?
[4:33:36 AM] jamesster: http://prntscr.com/7ueqcq
[4:33:37 AM] jamesster: yes
[4:33:59 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: hmm, maybe it's a usb granola bar
[4:37:06 AM] jamesster: http://prntscr.com/7uer3m
[4:37:10 AM] jamesster: yes
[4:37:35 AM] jamesster: (also, gluten free, non GMO, 5 super grains - you'd never know my mom went shopping)
[4:38:03 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: well, I guess you could transfer the contents onto a dropbox account
[4:38:53 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Pirating a granola bar - aww yiss
[4:39:43 AM] jamesster: https://www.dropbox.com/s/vif5ml50fxbizk9/GRANOLA.BAR?dl=0
[4:39:50 AM] jamesster: (open it in a text editor)
[4:40:10 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: this seems like a bad idea
[4:40:39 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: Great, now to hook it up to my 3D printer
[4:40:44 AM] jamesster: illegal granola internet distribution
[4:40:50 AM] jamesster: ... granola internet
[4:40:59 AM] jamesster: granternet
[4:41:52 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: "you wouldn't download a car, so why would you download a movie"
[4:41:58 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: b**** please, I would download a car in a heartbeat
[4:42:06 AM] jamesster: you wouldn't download a bar
[4:42:32 AM] jamesster: I"M HILARIOUS>??
[4:43:09 AM] /)¢(\  Krysto: damn, out of toner

[The Ace Railgun]

[7/25/15, 20:21:23] Cirevam: I propose a new term of endearment for these folk
[7/25/15, 20:21:37] Cirevam: Like elembiers, we should call these hopeless LU fans LUsers

[noghiri]

[18:42:56] Bonkle Medical Examiner: I learned one thing today.
[18:43:10] Bonkle Medical Examiner: Don't read the Fez Steam Community Discussion Boards.
[18:43:22] Bonkle Medical Examiner: They are thoroughly f#%$#.
[18:44:50] Alcom Isst: Aww, there has to be at least one virgin orifice on those boards.

[Phantom Terror]

[3:55:32 PM] Chris (Phantom Terror): Going on a date next Thursday
[3:56:02 PM] JAL: Who's the lucky man?
[3:56:19 PM] Chris (Phantom Terror): not you
[3:56:28 PM] JAL: Aww

[Drill Master]

[10:43:58 AM] Will Kirkby: so I think I've found my new favourite number
[10:44:38 AM] Will Kirkby: 2965044855
[10:46:24 AM] Will Kirkby: go convert it to hex to find out why

[10:49:37 AM] JAL: b0bafe77
[10:49:41 AM] Will Kirkby:
[10:50:02 AM] JAL: What's it mean?
[10:50:29 AM] Will Kirkby: try putting a space in the middle of it and turning the numbers into letters
[10:50:30 AM] Will Kirkby:
[10:51:08 AM] JAL: OOOOOOO
[10:51:22 AM] JAL: Bob Afett
[10:51:28 AM] Will Kirkby: ....
[10:51:39 AM] JAL: Who's Bob?
[10:52:05 AM] Will Kirkby: https://goo.gl/MPRvud
[10:52:27 AM] JAL:
[10:52:31 AM] JAL: I know
[10:52:48 AM] JAL: Just messing with ya
[10:52:57 AM] JAL: I love Star Trek
[10:53:02 AM] Will Kirkby: ffffffff

[ProfessorBrickkeeper]

[7/28/15, 2:30:10 PM] Will Kirkby: reading through the quotes thread
[7/28/15, 2:30:15 PM] Will Kirkby: dear lord we're a buncha broken people

[7/28/15, 2:30:44 PM] Jim Brickkeeper: We’ve also got quite a few f-upped quotes out of context.
[7/28/15, 2:31:22 PM] Will Kirkby: http://bigassmessage.com/031c8
[7/28/15, 2:31:23 PM] Will Kirkby: yeah

Edited July 28, 2015 by ProfessorBrickkeeper