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[11/27/14 6:58:06 PM] Stan McStudz: Stan McStudz updated the group picture
[11/27/14 6:58:20 PM] Stan McStudz: Stan McStudz set topic to “Rock Raiders United. Mario's f****ing Pissedâ€
[11/27/14 6:58:45 PM] Noghiri: Yaaaaay! GOAL!
[11/27/14 7:33:57 PM] xenfare: xenfare updated the group picture (to this image --> ' alt='' class='ipsImage' >' alt='' class='ipsImage' >)'>' alt='' class='ipsImage' >' alt='' class='ipsImage' > )
[11/27/14 7:34:16 PM] xenfare: xenfare set topic to “Rock Raiders United. Jamesster's f****ing Pissedâ€
[11/27/14 7:34:43 PM] xenfare: it had to be done
[11/27/14 7:35:08 PM] Stan McStudz: HOLY f****ING s***
[11/27/14 7:35:38 PM] xenfare: hehehehe
[11/27/14 7:35:48 PM] Stan McStudz: THIS IS AMAZING
[11/27/14 7:35:52 PM] xenfare: hehehehe
[11/27/14 7:42:56 PM] Cirevam: GLORIOUS
[11/27/14 7:43:06 PM] Stan McStudz: MMM
[11/27/14 7:43:10 PM] Cirevam: Please provide source so I can change his avatar
[11/27/14 7:43:10 PM] Stan McStudz: It's sublime
[11/27/14 7:43:14 PM] Stan McStudz: It's godlike
[11/27/14 7:43:18 PM] Stan McStudz: It's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[11/27/14 7:44:14 PM] Xenfare Spades: could use some touch ups
[11/27/14 7:44:20 PM] Xenfare Spades: the image I found to do it was old and jpg'd
[11/27/14 7:44:34 PM] Stan McStudz: james just seems to keep getting made fun of. :P
[11/27/14 7:47:15 PM] Cirevam: A pillar of the community
[11/27/14 7:47:29 PM] Stan McStudz: Or the bottom of the totem pole
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[11/27/14 7:47:29 PM] Stan McStudz: Or the bottom of the totem pole
 

 

Just so we're 110% clear, I meant that he's the newest moderator and he's poked at by the senior mods and stuff ("Crap Boy" comes to mind). James is a great guy, and I don't want anyone thinking I'm putting him down.

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Just so we're 110% clear, I meant that he's the newest moderator[...]("Crap Boy" comes to mind).[..] and I [sic] want [everyone to think] I'm putting him down.

Congratulations, you are now on the blacklist.

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Just so we're 110% clear, I meant that he's the newest moderator and he's poked at by the senior mods and stuff ("Crap Boy" comes to mind). James is a great guy, and I don't want anyone thinking I'm putting him down.

Eh? I haven't seen any poking going on, and the Crap Boy name change was my own request. I appreciate the compliment but you don't need to white knight threats against me that don't exist. :P
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[2:07:32 PM] Random Antillies: What's wrong with having a long neck?

[2:07:49 PM] Ciprian: We're not giraffes, or engineer.

[2:08:14 PM] Random Antillies: Are you neckist?

[2:08:19 PM] Ciprian: Are you giraffist?

[2:08:21 PM] Random Antillies: An elegant neck can be extremely attractive.

[2:08:36 PM] Ciprian: I hardly find the engineer's neck attractive.

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[2:12:50 AM] Cyrem: I also think

[2:12:58 AM] Ciprian: No

[2:12:59 AM] Ciprian: No cye

[2:13:00 AM] Ciprian: You do not think

[2:13:02 AM] Ciprian: Stop this illusion.

[2:13:13 AM] Cyrem: you're right

[2:13:38 AM] Cyrem: when am I going to stop this nonsense of talking with these imaginary friends

[2:13:55 AM] Ciprian: When the fat lady sings

[2:13:56 AM] Cyrem: this skype convo isn't real

[2:14:03 AM] Cyrem: it's all a lie

[2:14:05 AM] Cyrem: infact

[2:14:09 AM] Ciprian: You're a lie

[2:14:11 AM] Cyrem: i'm in hospital right now

[2:14:16 AM] Cyrem: in a coma

[2:14:23 AM] Cyrem: i've known this since grade 5

[2:14:36 AM] Ciprian: Your real name is Jonny Stuart

[2:14:43 AM] Cyrem: everything changed after the car accident

[2:14:44 AM] Ciprian: Bob Sagget is your best and only friend

[2:14:51 AM] Ciprian: Martha Stuart is your mother

[2:15:04 AM] Cyrem: I know everything I saw wasn't real

[2:15:12 AM] Ciprian: Sarah Palin is your aunt.

[2:15:12 AM] Cyrem: I put my mind in a body

[2:15:27 AM] Cyrem: flesh made of signals and electicity

[2:15:28 AM] Ciprian: Do you know who your father is?

[2:15:46 AM] Cyrem: created feelings that do not exist

[2:15:51 AM] Cyrem: built a world around me

[2:15:52 AM] Ciprian: John McCarthy

[2:16:00 AM] Cyrem: based on the world I knew

[2:16:09 AM] Cyrem: slowly I stopped controlling it

[2:16:19 AM] Ciprian: Feynman is your grandfather

[2:16:29 AM] Cyrem: eased my mind and let my subconcious fill it

[2:16:34 AM] Ciprian: You are a monstrosity

[2:16:40 AM] Ciprian: The offspring of a clashing if many ferocious genomes

[2:16:51 AM] Ciprian: Even Bruce Lee contributed

[2:16:53 AM] Cyrem: I am, the person who I think I am

[2:16:55 AM] Cyrem: is not real

[2:17:07 AM] Ciprian: All fear you

[2:17:09 AM] Cyrem: I am, my own imagination

[2:17:11 AM] Ciprian: Even Chuck Norris

[2:17:15 AM] Ciprian: Even Steve.

[2:17:17 AM] Ciprian: Poor Steve.

[2:18:53 AM] Cyrem: I've been trying

[2:18:58 AM] Cyrem: trying to return

[2:19:04 AM] Cyrem: but everyone I meet

[2:19:07 AM] Ciprian: You have nowhere to come back to.

[2:19:09 AM] Ciprian: Everything you knew

[2:19:10 AM] Cyrem: doesn't know the way

[2:19:11 AM] Ciprian: It's gone

[2:19:16 AM] Cyrem: because I created them

[2:19:22 AM] Ciprian: I'm sorry V.

[2:19:29 AM] Cyrem: created them from a mind that does not know the way back

[2:19:37 AM] Cyrem: so how could they ever know?

[2:19:38 AM] Ciprian: You are a failure

[2:19:43 AM] Ciprian: SCP-9001.322

[2:19:52 AM] Ciprian: You will be returned to the warehouse

[2:19:59 AM] Ciprian: Where you will be slated for extermination.

[2:20:03 AM] Ciprian: We have no more need of you.

[2:20:57 AM] Cyrem: no one does

[2:21:29 AM] Ciprian: We will dispose of you

[2:21:35 AM] Ciprian: Classify the documents

[2:21:40 AM] Ciprian: And expose of the remains

[2:21:44 AM] Ciprian: All traces of you will disappear

[2:23:49 AM] Cyrem: let it be done

[2:24:11 AM] Ciprian: It has been done.

[2:24:18 AM] Ciprian: You are no more.

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[12/1/2014 10:04:58 PM] Ciprian: Bed?Bed?
[12/1/2014 10:05:02 PM] Ciprian: Ugh, I'm exhausted.
[12/1/2014 10:05:11 PM] Cyrem: cip doesn't sleep
[12/1/2014 10:05:18 PM] Ciprian: Not drowsiness.
[12/1/2014 10:05:20 PM] Ciprian: Exhaustion.
[12/1/2014 10:05:23 PM] Cyrem: he is a robot
[12/1/2014 10:05:23 PM] Ciprian: My energy reserves are low.
[12/1/2014 10:05:26 PM] Cyrem: robot potato
[12/1/2014 10:05:46 PM] Cyrem: potato never have that much energy
[12/1/2014 10:06:21 PM] Cyrem: but enough to run GLaDOS

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  • 3 weeks later...
[05:51:04] Will Kirkby: QUICK
[05:51:08] Will Kirkby: EVERYONE COME UP WITH RESOLUTIONS
[05:51:15] jamesster: 640x480
[05:51:16] Will Kirkby: NO SCREEN RESOLUTION JOKES
[05:51:20] Will Kirkby: oh for f-
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[12/26/2014 8:39:29 PM] Brigs: EW WHAT NO WHAT EW NO
[12/26/2014 8:39:39 PM] Brigs: WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!?!
[12/26/2014 8:39:47 PM] Brigs: TLG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
[12/26/2014 8:40:03 PM] Brigs: DSKJLAJIOWJFMDCOAWEDKSL<LSDDWIWDKSDKLC
[12/26/2014 8:40:41 PM] Le Vee: Brigs has opened the Minecraft set.
[12/26/2014 8:40:54 PM] Le Vee: Brace yourselves.
[12/26/2014 8:41:14 PM] Brigs: VERUW PERCEPFSLVDS:/>Y
[12/26/2014 8:41:25 PM] Brigs: MINECRAPDSDKFRWOFKF
[12/26/2014 8:42:59 PM] Alcom Isst: [Friday, December 26, 2014 8:41 PM] Brigs: 
<<< MINECRAP
[12/26/2014 8:43:08 PM] *** Le Vee has changed the conversation topic to "Rock Raiders United room: Brigs opens LEGO Minecrap." ***
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[11:47:48 AM] Cirevam: Fallout: New Vegas for $2.49
[11:48:02 AM] Cirevam: WE CAN'T HOLD BACK MUCH LONGER
[1:18:44 PM] Cyrem: you better be joking
[1:19:51 PM] Cirevam: No joke
[1:19:57 PM] Cirevam: We don't joke about Steam sales

 

WE DON'T JOKE ABOUT STEAM SALES

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  • 2 weeks later...

[21:13:03] Will Kirkby: I'm an idiot

[21:13:10] Will Kirkby: I found a struct with 16 floats

[21:13:18] Will Kirkby: and didn't immediately assume it's a 4x4 matrix

[21:13:22] Will Kirkby: even though it obviously f@$@@#%@ is

[21:16:07] A Name: Well, you're doing better than me

[21:16:13] A Name: I don't even know what a Matrix is

[21:16:15] A Name: Except for the movie.

[21:16:33] Will Kirkby: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

[21:16:59] Will Kirkby: and if that doesn't make it to the quotes thread I will be sorely disappointed.

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[8:55:03 PM] Alcom Isst: Playing all these 90's games back-to-back. I'm going to end up having dreams where Max is piloting a TIE fighter.

[8:56:24 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: f****
[8:56:27 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: THERE'S ACTUALLY A COMIC
[8:56:33 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: WHERE MAX IS FLYING IN A TIE FIGHTER
[8:56:35 PM] Noghiri: LINK IT
[8:56:36 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: AND I CAN'T FIND IT
[8:56:38 PM] Noghiri: DO IT NOW
[8:56:40 PM] Noghiri: FIND IT
[8:56:57 PM] Noghiri: YOU CAN'T BRING IT UP AND NOT SHOW US
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*Removed extra timestamps*

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:38 PM)

...alright I've been thinking...

...when the LMS gives you Lasers...

...DON'T USE THOSE LASERS!

Make the LMS Explorer take the Lasers back!

GET MAD!!

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LASERS

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?"

DEMAND TO SEE CHEIF

MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY HE THOUGHT HE COULD GIVE BASE 31 LASERS

DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!?

WE ARE THE RAIDERS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR HOUSE DOWN*

*WITH THE LASERS!

I'M GOING TO GET MY ROCK RAIDER ENGINEERS TO INVENT A NUKE LASER THAT DISENTIGRATES YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!

(Oh lord, that was too big D:)

(I swear I didn't expect size=7 to be THAT big)

(Free Gold to whoever shoots me first for my stupidity and abuse of the /size BBCode)

If for some reason you want all the timestamps:

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:38 PM) ...alright I've been thinking...

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:38 PM) ...when the LMS gives you Lasers...

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:38 PM) ...DON'T USE THOSE LASERS!

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) Make the LMS Explorer take the Lasers back!

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) GET MAD!!

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) "I DON'T WANT YOUR DARN LASERS

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?"

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) DEMAND TO SEE CHEIF

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:39 PM) MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY HE THOUGHT HE COULD GIVE BASE 31 LASERS

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:40 PM) DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE!?

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:40 PM) WE ARE THE RAIDERS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR HOUSE DOWN*

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:40 PM) *WITH THE LASERS!

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:41 PM) I'M GOING TO GET MY ROCK RAIDER ENGINEERS TO INVENT A NUKE LASER THAT DISENTIGRATES YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:41 PM) (Oh lord, that was too big D:)

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:42 PM) (I swear I didn't expect size=7 to be THAT big)

@ Ben24x7 : (20 January 2015 - 07:48 PM) (Free Gold to whoever shoots me first for my stupidity and abuse of the /size BBCode)

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For some reason, this conversation was a thing in a Steam chat with Ace...
 
JAL The Composer: my eyes melted and then I drank them...
The Ace Railgun: Such horror
The Ace Railgun: What'd they taste like? 
The Ace Railgun: :P
JAL The Composer: Eye juice
JAL The Composer: fairly good stuff
JAL The Composer: you should try it
The Ace Railgun: *tries it* :P
JAL The Composer: and?
The Ace Railgun: Mm, you're right, minty
JAL The Composer: Gotta be careful though, sometimes they will be sour
The Ace Railgun: Yeah :P
 
Don't ask... Please...
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[21:22:55] Will Kirkby: friend of mine recently got a 980 but had difficulty fitting it in his PC case
[21:23:00] Will Kirkby: I offered to trade it for my 560
[21:23:03] Hugh Wotmeigh: ohgod
[21:23:08] Hugh Wotmeigh: wot
[21:23:11] Will Kirkby: and I promised to get him really really high to cover the difference
[21:23:30] Will Kirkby: (please dear god let someone get that joke)
[21:23:41] bartvbl: so you paid for a plane ticket?
[21:24:06] Hugh Wotmeigh: DANK MEMES
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[5:05:00 PM] Noghri: why am I following @big_ben_clock?
[5:05:00 PM] Noghiri: there's really no point
[5:05:28 PM] Noghiri: other than half the time it tells you what hour it is in GMT or GMT+1
[5:05:28 PM] Seradima: so you get bongs on your twitfeed
[5:06:30 PM] bartvbl: BONG BONG BONG BONG BOND BONG BONG
[5:06:44 PM] Seradima: BOND
[5:06:50 PM] Seradima: james
[5:06:51 PM] Seradima: BOND
[5:07:02 PM] Seradima: I made a funny
[5:07:03 PM] bartvbl: I appear to have burst into flames.
[5:07:14 PM] jamesster: but I don't care for romance
[5:07:36 PM | Edited 5:07:41 PM] Seradima: There's no room for romance in Jamie's life of LEGO.
[5:07:49 PM] jamesster: I have a license to build
[5:08:04 PM] bartvbl: wait
[5:08:19 PM] bartvbl: after 14 years
[5:08:25 PM] bartvbl: 14. YEARS.
[5:08:28 PM] bartvbl: You tell me.
[5:08:37 PM] bartvbl: I NEED A f****ING LICENSE TO BUILD WITH LEGO??
[5:09:26 PM] jamesster: usually they're called construction permits
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[00:30:25] Alcom Isst: Do I know of any androgynous anime characters?
[00:30:33] Alcom Isst: Yes, one.
[00:30:45] Alcom Isst: From Knights of Sidonia.
[00:30:54] Will Kirkby: isn't that a Muse song?
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ProfessorBrickkeeper

In today's story, our dear Alcom informs us of his personal hygiene crisis...

Alcom Isst: My mouth feels and tastes disgusting.

Alcom Isst: WAIT!

Alcom Isst: TOOTHBRUSH!

Alcom Isst: YES!

Alcom Isst: BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

Alcom Isst: I AM TOOTHBRUSH KNIGHT!

Triangle717: That's... good to know.

One hour later...

Alcom Isst: And an incredible overbite.

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