RRU Quotes 2: Reckoning

[Alcom Isst]

[10:03:53 PM] Brigs: http://www.bricklink.com/catalogItem.asp?G=clotheshanger02

[10:06:54 PM] Jamesster: LEGO could sell a single cabbage with the word "LEGO" carved into it and bricklink would catalog it

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/12/14 5:54:16 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: You know.

[8/12/14 5:54:23 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: I wondered why Skype was so quiet this morning.

[8/12/14 5:54:27 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: Then I found out it crashed.

[8/12/14 6:05:50 PM] Ramius Antillies: A+ detective work.

[Addictgamer]

[8:36:50 PM] TheDoctor: a weregecko has come

[8:37:47 PM] TheDoctor: damn it it killed a reindeer

[lol username]

[6:37:11 PM] Will Kirkby: f**** it

[6:37:13 PM] Will Kirkby: 1:37am

[6:37:23 PM] Will Kirkby: lego racers 1 model corruptor coming up

[6:37:26 PM] jamesster:

[6:39:57 PM] Cirevam: I thought that was your GDB viewer as it already is :>

[6:40:20 PM] Will Kirkby: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[6:40:39 PM] Cirevam: á••( á› )á•—

[8:17:59 PM] Ramius Antillies: Wil, will you remember us when you become a big time dev?

[8:18:24 PM] Will Kirkby: no.

[8:18:29 PM] Will Kirkby: Wil won't, but Will will.

[8:19:05 PM] Ramius Antillies: Instructions unclear: penned a will.

[8:21:28 PM] jamesster: chat unclear, expected will's will to demand that d*** be caught in in ceiling fan

[The Ace Railgun]

 

[8/14/14 8:50:21 PM] Fush: On 8/14/14, at 7:52 PM, jamesster wrote:

> it's 10pm, do you know where your tights are?

It's 10:30, there's tights everywhere

 

LATER, MCJOBLESS FIXES SKYPE...

 

[8/15/14 5:18:57 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: OMG YES

[8/15/14 5:18:58 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: IT WRKS

[8/15/14 5:19:01 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: SKYPE WORKS

[8/15/14 5:19:05 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: AND IT LOOKS BETTER

[8/15/14 5:19:07 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: ABOUT TIME

[8/15/14 5:19:52 PM] noghiri: There's a GOOD update?

[8/15/14 5:19:54 PM] noghiri:

[le717]

(Little late on this, it was from August 10th)

 

[4:40:44 PM] Triangle717: Will, you may find this hard to believe, but at one time my voice was higher pitched than it is now.

[4:41:09 PM] Cirevam: It was so high pitched that it was outside of the range of normal human hearing

[4:41:12 PM] Triangle717: My voice has actually deepened by comparison.

[4:41:20 PM] Cirevam: For years everyone thought Le was mute

[4:41:26 PM] Cirevam: Then one day... he spoke.

[4:41:43 PM] Cirevam: War broke out

[4:41:54 PM] Cirevam: (due to oil concerns in the middle east)

[4:42:00 PM] Cirevam: It was just terrible timing

[4:42:03 PM] Triangle717: *Unwraps another piece of taffy*

[4:42:20 PM] Triangle717: Aw, story over already?

[4:42:24 PM] Cirevam: They called him the harbinger of taffy

[4:42:44 PM] Ciprian: I call him the Loremaster of Halva.

[4:43:02 PM] Ciprian: A most prestigious position.

[4:43:02 PM] Triangle717: Who say what now?

[4:43:21 PM] Cirevam: addict say "a most prestigious position" now

[4:43:21 PM] Ciprian: They say that then.

[4:43:44 PM] Triangle717: No, before that.

[4:43:44 PM] Cirevam: How now brown cow

[4:43:46 PM] Ciprian: Cirevam not say he needs to groom his sideburns.

[4:43:58 PM] Ciprian: So he'll now leave without notifying us.

[4:44:06 PM] Ciprian: And then war will break out.

[4:44:17 PM] Ciprian: (over raising food prices)

[4:44:17 PM] Cirevam: Because war... war never changes.

[4:44:22 PM] Ciprian: A most terrible coincidence..

[4:44:50 PM] Ciprian: War does never change.

[4:44:57 PM] Ciprian: Its panties are at least 10 millenia old

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/16/14 11:30:02 PM] Stan McStudz: THIRTY BUCKS FOR A FEW MINIFIGURES IN AN OVERSIZED BOX.

[8/16/14 11:30:13 PM] Stan McStudz: NOT EVEN A CHAIR

[8/16/14 11:30:17 PM] Stan McStudz: JUST MINIFIGS

[8/16/14 11:30:35 PM] Stan McStudz: AND INSTRUCTIONS TO MATCH A $30 MODEL

[Brigs]

[8/19/2014 6:45:01 PM] Alcom Isst: http://timtechsoftware.com/?page_id=1065 A DMCA takedown notice?

[8/19/2014 6:45:05 PM] Alcom Isst: What's this now?

[8/19/2014 6:55:44 PM] Brigs: the plot thickens

[8/19/2014 6:55:51 PM] jamesster: lol, second comment from the bottom

[8/19/2014 6:56:30 PM] Alcom Isst: lol, all the comments

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/20/14 6:00:39 PM] Alcom Isst:

On 8/20/14, at 4:54 PM, juliette.eu wrote:

> heyy

Oh no, my pet skype bot is back.

[8/20/14 6:02:07 PM] Stan McStudz: hah

[8/20/14 6:04:30 PM] Alcom Isst: I think I broke my bot.

[8/20/14 6:05:04 PM] Stan McStudz: I had a bot once.

[8/20/14 6:05:09 PM] Stan McStudz: I killed it.

[Alcom Isst]

[10:03:51 PM] High Weedmeigh: She essentially cheated on her boyfriend (Problem A) at least 5 times to gain favours with people in the press and other developers (Problem B) for a game regarding a problem she's never had and didn't research (Problem C).

[10:05:27 PM] Alcom Isst: I'm still trying to wrap my head around how this was pulled off.

[10:05:36 PM] High Weedmeigh: Simple.

[10:05:42 PM] High Weedmeigh: Girl meets Person 1.

[10:05:51 PM] High Weedmeigh: Girl f****s Person 1.

[10:05:55 PM] High Weedmeigh: Girl meets Person 2.

[10:06:01 PM] High Weedmeigh: Girl f****s Person 2.

[10:06:02 PM] High Weedmeigh: etc etc

[10:06:39 PM] Ciprian: So now she has 5 babies who don't have dads.

[10:06:41 PM] Ciprian: That is sad.

[10:06:56 PM] Fish: I... don't think it works that way

[STUDZ]

[9:45:41 AM] Brigs: Just registered my username as Elimbier.

[9:45:59 AM] Brigs: Time to go native.

[9:48:30 AM] Fush: Not Elimbeiber? Missed opportunity

[9:50:10 AM] Brigs: Hey, the more the merrier.

[9:50:59 AM | Edited 9:51:06 AM] Fush: yeah, uh, no, thanks

[dead_name]

[20:35:33] Will Kirkby: gotta dash

[20:35:38] bartvbl: -

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/24/14 4:51:49 PM] Triangle717: He also played Kris Kringle in the 1994 version of Miracle on 34th Street.

[8/24/14 4:52:08 PM] Triangle717: AKA known as mom's favorite version.

[8/24/14 4:54:30 PM] Alcom Isst: On 8/24/14, at 4:52 PM, Triangle717 wrote:

> AKA known as

Absolutely epic levels of redundancy, there.

[8/24/14 4:56:34 PM] Triangle717: (rofl)

[8/24/14 4:56:48 PM] Triangle717: I did not catch that.

[8/24/14 4:57:00 PM] Alcom Isst: Oh good, Iceland's volcano warning was lowered to orange.

[8/24/14 4:57:18 PM] Ramius Antillies: yay

[8/24/14 4:58:02 PM] kirkbywilliam: department of redundancy department

[8/24/14 4:58:46 PM] Ramius Antillies: nono, Department of the Bureau of the Office of Redundancy.

[Zephyria]

[11:45:39 PM] Leader Seradima: Oh, I get it. Jamie is high off pain meds.

[11:45:50 PM] jamesster: I've been off of them for hours actually

[11:45:58 PM] jamesster: I slept for five hours today

[11:46:03 PM] jamesster: I am releasing built up energy

[11:46:11 PM] jamesster: I think

[11:46:38 PM] jamesster: I slept for five hours with people doing mechanical work around me

[11:46:57 PM] jamesster: ... wait can I rephrase that

[11:47:17 PM] jamesster: I slept for five hours while people ran engines and fixed engines

[11:47:27 PM] jamesster: and engine accessories

[11:49:07 PM] jamesster: I just took some meds now though

[11:49:12 PM] jamesster: so

[11:49:20 PM] jamesster: I'm not pro-pain

[11:50:28 PM] jamesster: I won't ever get earrings or anything

[11:50:29 PM] jamesster: because

[11:50:33 PM] jamesster: they're pro-pain accessories

[11:50:33 PM] Leader Seradima: incoming Jamie stoned conversations.

[11:50:37 PM] Leader Seradima: Almost as bad as-

[11:50:42 PM] Leader Seradima: James, what are you going on about.

[11:50:56 PM] Leader Seradima: I got my ears pierced at 16, and they didn't hurt in the slightest.

[11:50:57 PM] jamesster: I'm not quite sure but if I don't stop laughing I'm gonna pop my stiches

[11:51:07 PM] jamesster: I have stopped laughing

[11:51:09 PM] jamesster: situation a-ok

[11:51:36 PM] jamesster: just discussing teeth with hollis

[11:51:40 PM] Leader Seradima: Sure, you'll get a rush when it goes into your ears, but that's about it. You'll feel a pinch and that's the worst of it.

[11:52:09 PM] jamesster: [11:51 PM] Leader Seradima: 

 

<<< Sure, you'll get a rush when it goes into your
um

[11:52:09 PM] Leader Seradima: And I got both of my eears done.

[11:52:13 PM] jamesster: [11:51 PM] Leader Seradima: 

 

<<< ears
oh

[Alcom Isst]

Zephyria: I've been a member of this community for too long.

MaelstromIslander: all sanity is lost.

Alcom1: Right. The next person to use a sanity quip is going to be strapped to a rocket and fired off in a random direction, and I mean perfectly random. That's a 50% chance that the thing will launch while facing the ground.

jamesster: let's surround the launch site with brick walls

The Ace Railgun: And lasers, don't forget the lasers.

: Don't forgot to build a roof over the launch site.

Seaborgium: What I would do would be to dig out a large spherical volume at the center of the earth. Launch the rocket from the center(I'll figure that out later) and that way, which ever direction it goes is "up".

aidenpons: well that escalated quickly

[McJobless]

So, how many of you get it?

[Alcom Isst]

Addictgamer: Try and solve this crossword: https://twitter.com/_ciprian_i/status/504540597949321218/photo/1

: That is wonderful! What inspired you to post that?

I love characterization.

[Brigs]

[8:51:19 AM] Brigs: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/q82/s720x720/10561634_10204601876906476_1411674769812279892_n.jpg?oh=7446eb93affbd5e44b3c6f960d57d1f1&oe=54778C3C&__gda__=1415713855_833687b9060129700b511bb9bf784764

                               wot

[8:53:09 AM] jamesster: I can't tell what that is

[8:53:11 AM] jamesster: a pinata?

[8:55:14 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: it looks like one

[8:55:44 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: and now I have to remember the aidenpons flash-ball pinata comment^^

[8:55:52 AM] Brigs: i think its a scare-crow

[8:56:20 AM] Brigs: which is ironic since it is unikitty

[8:56:44 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: but the location looks like a forest

[8:57:24 AM] jamesster: maybe they're christmas tree farmers

[8:57:34 AM | Edited 8:57:42 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: yelling old man: "get off my apples. goddam' crows!"

[8:58:10 AM] Brigs: hi botanical gardens

[8:58:54 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: yeah, it's a well known fact, that crows group together and steal christmas trees in huge amounts ; )

[9:00:20 AM] Arthuriel Aurillion: anyway: this thing looks ugly and is probably the failed attempt of doing fanart ^^

[9:02:33 AM | Edited 9:02:55 AM] Brigs: Actually, it was decorated by the local LUG.

[9:04:47 AM] Philip: It's very nice, brigs

[9:05:07 AM] Brigs:

[Zephyria]

[4:12:47 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): I don't know why I'm a little disappointed

[4:13:02 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): maybe because there isn't mod support yet in the sets

[4:13:15 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake):

[4:13:33 PM] Mimilop~ (Seradima): lego sets always have mod support.

[4:13:50 PM] Mimilop~ (Seradima): You can even make standalone mods using parts of the original coding.

[4:16:11 PM] Noghiri: in fact, the first couple lego sets were full SDKs

[Addictgamer]

[4:39:01 PM] Antillies: What purpose does moving it to the Pit serve?

[4:39:23 PM] Cirevam: Because the Pit of Doom took us three months to dig out and we’re going to make the most of it

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/31/14 10:25:40 AM] kirkbywilliam: been home for like 6 hours and already my mum's complaining at me

[8/31/14 10:29:09 AM] ramius_antillies: Will, go mow the lawn.  Will, water the plants.  Will, clean the windows.  Will, take the trash out.  Will, pay your taxes.

[8/31/14 10:29:22 AM] ramius_antillies: Is that an accurate simulation?

[8/31/14 10:29:38 AM] kirkbywilliam: kinda

[8/31/14 10:30:52 AM] ramius_antillies: *puts on a wig*

[8/31/14 10:30:56 AM] ramius_antillies: How bout now?

[8/31/14 10:31:21 AM] kirkbywilliam: *sigh*

[Alcom Isst]

So me and BobaFett2 go to the same college, have the same major, ended up in the same class, and were assigned to the same study group for the class. The following is my favorite part of our conversation.

BobaFett2: Is there a good reason to use this chat?
Alcom1: Only when we have a good reason to use it.

[BobaFett2]

So me and BobaFett2 go to the same college, have the same major, ended up in the same class, and were assigned to the same study group for the class. The following is my favorite part of our conversation.

BobaFett2: Is there a good reason to use this chat?

Alcom1: Only when we have a good reason to use it.

This is true.

[The Ace Railgun]

[9/3/14 8:43:14 PM] Alcom Isst: FoV?

[9/3/14 8:43:19 PM] Alcom Isst: FoV.

[9/3/14 8:43:25 PM] Alcom Isst: FOV!

[9/3/14 8:43:34 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Either they set the FoV really tiny, or they love sticking the camera RIGHT into everybody's face.

[9/3/14 8:43:45 PM] Alcom Isst: YES! ALCOM WINS!

[9/3/14 8:43:54 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: THAT f****ING MOUTH SHOT

[9/3/14 8:43:54 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh:

 

Later,

 

[9/3/14 9:13:01 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Woah

[9/3/14 9:13:01 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Wait

[9/3/14 9:13:20 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Malaysia Airlines did a "Bucket List" promotional campaign?

[9/3/14 9:13:24 PM] jamesster: yes.

[9/3/14 9:13:28 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: WHAT

[9/3/14 9:13:49 PM] jamesster: as somebody on reddit put it, they lost both of their hands, then somehow managed to shoot themselves in the foot

[9/3/14 9:14:08 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh:

[9/3/14 9:14:21 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: That's f****ing beautiful.

[Alcom Isst]

[7:16:14 PM] Will Kirkby: http://kirk.by/s/1484d77030d

[7:16:19 PM] Will Kirkby: I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

[7:16:45 PM] High Weedmeigh: *sigh*

[7:17:37 PM] Alcom Isst: Crowd source comedy is best comedy.

[7:18:52 PM] Will Kirkby: Kickstarter and Indiegogo run a bar.

[7:19:08 PM] Will Kirkby: Everybody walks in and pays for the promise of a drink at some indeterminate point in the future

[7:19:15 PM] Will Kirkby: Several do not receive their drinks.

[7:21:21 PM] Alcom Isst: Several still do though, but with mixed results. Some got their drinks but half full, and were promised the other half later.

[7:21:35 PM | Edited 7:21:46 PM] bartvbl: Others are wondering what on earth they're drinking

[7:22:32 PM] Will Kirkby: The best part is this works on multiple levels

[7:22:40 PM] Will Kirkby: we just crowdsourced a joke about crowdsourcing.

[7:22:47 PM] bartvbl: