1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
   
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of yor Kleenex to other passengers.
   
3. Grimace painfully while smaking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" (I was the subject)
   
4. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. (I was the subject)
   
5. Perform a funeral service in the elevator.
   
6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. (I was the subject)
   
7. One word. Flatulence!
   
8. Do Tai Chi exercises.
   
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got new socks on!" (I was the subject)
   
10. Give Religious tracts to other passengers.
    
11. Meow occassionally.
    
12. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. (I was the subject)
    
13. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing buttons continually.
    
14. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side. (I was the subject)
    
15. Stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!" and move to the far corner.
    
16. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
    
17. Start a sing-a-long.
    
18. Shadow-box.
    
19. Say "Ding!" and announce at each floor.
    
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". (I was the subject)
    
21. Bring a chair along.
    
22. Blow spit bubbles.
    
23. Announce in a demonic voice "I must find a more suitable host body."
    
24. Make explosion and machine gun noises when anyone presses a button. (I was the subject)
    
25. Stare at your thumb and exclaim "I think it's getting LARGER!" (I was the subject)
    
26. Bring a desk inside and when someone enters say "Step into my office", asking if they have an appointment. If they do not, push them out.
    
27. Say wearing clothes is against your religion and start to strip. (I was the subject)
    
28. Yell "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE-OUT WITH YOU!" (I was the subject)
    
29. Exclaim that you can see dead people.
    
30. Shout "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"
    

Anything where I have denoted "I was the subject" means I had to actually do what was listed in front of the audience to my friends who pretended to be other passengers of the elevator. We did alternate. And yes, I was very embarresed about stripping...