RRU Quotes 2008-2013

[Lair]

[7:07:17 PM] Extreme110: Alright, time to go cooking with Extreme.

[7:07:22 PM] Extreme110: *theme music*

[7:07:37 PM] Extreme110: Hello, hello, hello over there!

[7:07:46 PM] Extreme110: Welcome to "Cooking with Extreme!"

[7:07:52 PM] Extreme110: Now, as you know, it's 10:07AM.

[7:07:58 PM] Extreme110: That means it's breakfast time.

[7:08:16 PM] Extreme110: Now, what's more nutritional for breakfast than a nice Eggy in a Basket?

[7:09:24 PM] Extreme110: Ok, first thing to do.

[7:09:33 PM] Extreme110: Preheat the stove to a nice medium heat.

[7:09:50 PM] Extreme110: I'm going with "4".

[7:10:00 PM] Extreme110: Get some butter and slice it all up.

[7:10:33 PM] Extreme110: (mind you, I'm actually doing this as we speak)

[7:10:50 PM] Extreme110: Get a nice saucepan out.

[7:10:54 PM] Extreme110: It must be a nice one.

[7:10:58 PM] Extreme110: And slap it on the stove.

[7:11:33 PM] Extreme110: Now put the butter into the saucepan and stir it all around until it melts.

[7:12:15 PM] Extreme110: You have to let me melt my butter first.

[7:13:40 PM] Extreme110: Now get two pieces of bread.

[7:14:02 PM] Extreme110: In both of them, slap a nice big hole.

[7:14:32 PM] Extreme110: We're making the basky.

[7:15:46 PM] Extreme110: Once the baskys are made.

[7:15:59 PM] Extreme110: Throw them on the saucepan.

[7:16:41 PM] Extreme110: Now, break two eggs, putting each one between the holes of each basky.

[7:17:39 PM] Extreme110: Now give it 3 minutes.

[7:19:40 PM] Extreme110: In the meantime, get yourself a can of coke.

[7:19:51 PM] Extreme110: After the 3 minutes, flip both baskys.

[7:19:57 PM] Extreme110: Yes.

[7:20:01 PM] Extreme110: It's not 3 minutes yet

[7:20:54 PM] Extreme110: FLIP NOW!

[7:21:23 PM] Extreme110: Give it 3 more minutes.

[7:21:34 PM] Extreme110: And then you eat them!

[7:21:42 PM] Extreme110: SO SIMPLE, EVEN LAIR COULD DO IT!

[7:22:08 PM] Extreme110: Now, as far as toppings.

[7:22:16 PM] Extreme110: Brickonium, I find, is a bit strong.

[7:22:30 PM] Extreme110: Syrup is alright, but that's more deserving of pancakes.

[7:22:34 PM] Extreme110: You're welcome to experiement.

[7:22:40 PM] Extreme110: I find salt works fine.

[7:24:28 PM] Extreme110: YOU MAY COLLECT YOUR EGGY IN A BASKYS NOW.

[7:25:23 PM] Extreme110: Now, in true Australian tradition.

[7:25:31 PM] Extreme110: If you did it right, a bit of it will be burnt.

[7:25:47 PM] Extreme110: If not, it's still fine.

[7:25:55 PM] Extreme110: It's a little black.

[7:26:21 PM] Extreme110: It'll taste good, trust me.

[7:26:49 PM] Extreme110: You may be interest to know I actually don't know the receipe and I was guessing.

[7:27:06 PM] Extreme110:

[7:27:44 PM] IceHusky: eh, I can't eat the second

[7:27:48 PM] IceHusky: IceHusky feeds it to dog

[7:27:51 PM] Extreme110: ...

[7:27:55 PM] Extreme110: Well, that's fine.

[7:28:08 PM] Extreme110: I think in future I'll use less salt.

[7:33:24 PM] Extreme110: Well, I've finished hitting on all the attendants, so that's all for todays show!

[7:33:44 PM] Extreme110: Sometime in the future, we'll look into the magic of the Toasted Cheese Sandwich...

[7:34:22 PM] Extreme110: Until then, stay tuned for more "RRU: Idiots Uncensored".

This is why I love RRU.

QUOTED BECAUSE JAMESSTER WOULDN'T WHEN ICEHUSKY ASKED HIM TO

[7:38:26 PM] IceLeopard: I'll have martian babbies

[7:38:34 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I think you already have

[7:50:48 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: face

[7:51:14 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:19 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:21 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:24 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:26 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:28 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:31 PM] TheDoctor: brb moving back to the desktop

[7:51:31 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:35 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:36 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:38 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:39 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:41 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:42 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:44 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:45 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:47 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:47 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:49 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:51 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:52 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:54 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:51:55 PM] Jamesster: COMBO BREAKER

[7:51:55 PM] IceHusky: palm

[7:51:57 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:51:59 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: just face

[7:52:05 PM] IceHusky: it's no use

[7:52:08 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[7:52:09 PM] Jamesster: take this

[7:52:10 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: take this

[7:52:15 PM] Jamesster: :af:

[IceHusky]

[12:52:04 PM] jamesster: to achieve true randomness, drop a green 1x2 alarm clock on your head

[12:52:10 PM] Ciprian: No

[12:52:12 PM] jamesster: STAAARS

[12:52:12 PM] Ciprian: That's called amnesia

[12:52:17 PM] jamesster: What's that?

[12:52:24 PM] Ciprian: Where you forget everything

[12:52:24 PM] jamesster: ... Who are you anyway

[12:52:29 PM] Ciprian: Like so.

[12:52:35 PM] Ciprian: To get your memory back

[12:52:44 PM] Ciprian: have the girl of your dreams slap you up your face real hard

[12:53:00 PM] Ciprian: And then beat you on the head with a book

[12:53:15 PM] Ciprian: DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BROKEN HEARTS OR HEADS

[Lair]

[8:21:49 PM | Edited 8:21:56 PM] Jamesster: "Suppose triangle BIG is congruent to trangle CAT. Complete."

[8:22:07 PM] Jamesster: great

[8:22:14 PM] Jamesster: now even geometry reminds me of sonic

[9:36:03 PM | Edited 9:36:07 PM] Jamesster: it's 9:35

[9:36:12 PM] Jamesster: ... it was

[9:36:17 PM] Jamesster: now it's 9:26

[9:36:37 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: CRUISE BACK IN TIIIIIIIIIME

[12:37:02 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: I am currently under the influence of

[12:37:11 AM] Addictgamer: but why is your butt so big, toilet buster?

[12:37:53 AM] Cyrem: he said it came naturally.

[Lair]

[1:23:26 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: wait

[1:23:36 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: what are conquistadors doing here

[1:23:53 AM] Jamesster: they're in a boat sir

[1:24:13 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: so where is Pirates supposed to take place

[1:24:21 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: there's an armada, so it's in europe

[1:24:26 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: but conquistadors, so it's in america

[1:24:32 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: but islanders, so it's in the pacific

[1:24:35 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: and..........?

[1:24:41 AM] Jamesster: up and down and all around

[10:24:22 PM] Zephyria: ...I swear to god

[10:24:28 PM] Zephyria: You two are acting extremely retarded.

[10:24:40 PM] Tauka Usunake: f*** you

[10:24:51 PM] Zephyria: No

[10:24:55 PM] Zephyria: Not you, Tuaka

[lol username]

[3:12:44 PM] McJobless: KILLING SPREE

[3:13:18 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: BUILDING SPREE

[3:13:29 PM] Telegram: BIRTHING SPREE

[3:14:59 PM] Ciprian: DWARF FORTRESS HAS ALL 3

[IceHusky]

[7:28:13 PM] Cirevam: : |

[7:30:57 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: don't : | at me you : |ing : |

[7:31:08 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I will : | a : | if you : | my : |

[7:31:20 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: what the : | am I doing

[Lair]

[7:28:13 PM] Cirevam:

[7:30:57 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: don't at me you -ing

[7:31:08 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I will a if you my

[7:31:20 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: what the am I doing

fixed

[Lair]

[1:51:52 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: I'm not batman

[1:52:00 AM] Jamesster: my parents are bread

[1:52:22 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: ...I have no response

[1:52:26 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: you win

[STUDZ]

[11:54:06 AM] Alcom Isst: Tekkit is Minecraft with technology.

[11:54:16 AM] Doc: Tekkit is minecraft 2.0

[11:54:23 AM] Doc: With lasers and forcefields

[11:54:29 AM] Doc: and magic

[11:54:36 AM] Alcom Isst: and machines

[11:54:42 AM] Doc: and booze

[11:54:48 AM] Cirevam: And magic booze machines

[11:54:53 AM] McJobless: Booze, you say?

[11:54:58 AM] Doc: Yesh.

[11:55:08 AM] McJobless: *suddenly, interested*

[Tauka Usanake]

[4:33:38 PM] Zephyria: I'm a sad panda now.

[4:34:12 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): You're a panda then

[4:34:22 PM] Zephyria: ...I've been improving, shut up.

[Lair]

[8:05:49 PM] TheDoctor: Stop using it.

[8:05:52 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Why?

[8:05:57 PM] TheDoctor: Because it seems awful.

[8:06:04 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Except it isn't

[8:06:27 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: What would I use if I didn't use it

[8:06:44 PM] TheDoctor: ablskdfnlvgvfdav

[8:06:49 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I thought so

AND SOME OLD ONES

[2:08:08 PM] Addictgamer: Rock Raiders are actually dwarves

[2:08:10 PM] Tauka Usunake: Then the only answer is to make sure you friend them and get some of their nice stuff

[2:08:11 PM] Addictgamer: in space

[2:08:15 PM] Addictgamer: after so many years

[2:08:19 PM] Addictgamer: the dwarves evolved

[2:08:22 PM] Addictgamer: INTO THE ROCK RAIDERS

[2:08:39 PM] Addictgamer: Aye, Tauka

[2:08:40 PM] Tauka Usunake: So it's like a dwarf and a goblin had a babby?

[7:42:58 PM] Cirevam: Back in my day we had duels in leather jackets and gloves and the loser was sent to hell in a tornado

[10/15/2012 11:04:29 PM] Ramius Antillies: You fool!

[10/15/2012 11:04:33 PM] Ramius Antillies: It wasn't the Russians!

[10/15/2012 11:04:39 PM] Ramius Antillies: It was an inside job!

[10/15/2012 11:05:27 PM] Ramius Antillies: You've just blown half of Poland to kingdom come!

[10/15/2012 11:05:42 PM] Cyrem: I didn't even have to move

[10/15/2012 11:06:17 PM] Ramius Antillies: You...villian.

[10/15/2012 11:06:22 PM] Ramius Antillies: Ramius Antillies spits on Cyrem.

[10/9/2012 11:49:18 PM] Zephyria: Mommmmyyyyy

[10/9/2012 11:49:25 PM] Zephyria: Lair is being literal again

[10/9/2012 11:49:28 PM] Zephyria: MAKE HIM STOP

[6:58:46 PM] Zephyria: yo dawg

[6:58:48 PM] IceHusky: uh

[6:58:51 PM] Zephyria: i herd u liek girls

[6:58:55 PM] Zephyria: so i put a girl in yo girl

[6:58:58 PM] Zephyria: shes pragnant

[12:53:07 PM | Edited 12:53:13 PM] IceHusky: ^^^carrotsaregood^^^

[5:41:27 PM] Addictgamer: Are you watching the Royalty debate then?

[5:41:33 PM | Edited 5:41:38 PM] Addictgamer: I heard Hitler was running for King.

[5:42:39 PM] Extreme110: He'd be a s*** king. In the event that a war goes bad he'd just kill himself.

[1:51:01 PM] Alcom Isst: Does it use Unity too?

[1:51:15 PM] Jamesster: Yes

[1:51:24 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: When will you move on to Duty?

[1:51:29 PM] Jamesster: Then

[1:51:32 PM] Alcom Isst: Destiny

[1:51:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: and then Destiny

[1:51:34 PM] Jamesster: DESTINY-

[1:51:36 PM] Jamesster: DOUBLE NINJA

[1:51:36 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: ....

[1:51:43 PM] Jamesster: ALKHGLGHNL

[1:51:46 PM] Addictgamer: What the heck are Destiny and Duty?

[9/26/2012 12:36:56 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: YAWN whatcha doin mister bedcano

[9/26/2012 12:38:04 AM] Jamesster: im

[9/26/2012 12:38:05 AM] Jamesster: uh

[9/26/2012 12:38:13 AM] Jamesster: filling my blankets with lair?

[12:10:51 AM] Cyrem: then a wiki was made and thats when I started questioning how deep i've gone into a dream

[lol username]

[10:24:22 PM] Telegram: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[10:31:38 PM] Alcom Isst: (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

[10:31:48 PM] Alcom Isst: Ha! I am a better throw than you.

[10:32:28 PM | Edited 10:32:42 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

[10:33:10 PM] Alcom Isst: (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”»

[10:33:16 PM] Alcom Isst:

[10:33:19 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Ahahaha

[10:33:59 PM] IceLeopard: am I the only one who sees boxes

[10:34:04 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Yes

[10:34:06 PM] Alcom Isst: Yes.

[10:34:07 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): Yep

[10:34:10 PM] jamesster: Yeah

[Lair]

[10:33:56 PM] IceHusky: am I the only one who sees boxes

[10:34:01 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Yes

[10:34:02 PM] Alcom Isst: Yes.

[10:34:04 PM] Tauka Usunake: Yep

[10:34:08 PM] Jamesster: Yeah

[12:04:36 AM] Ramius Antillies: Cyrem.

[12:04:41 AM] Ramius Antillies: We have a problem.

[12:04:55 AM] Ramius Antillies: The United States has a shortage of horses and bayonets.

[12:05:32 AM | Edited 12:05:50 AM] Cyrem: Maybe a problem for you, but I use Turbo lasers

[12:05:42 AM] Cyrem: and spaceships

[12:06:31 AM] Cyrem: America needs to get with the times.

[12:11:13 AM] Cyrem: (These are all references to the Austra-alien Galactic Empire)

Cirevam: "I agree. None of us refer to each other with our real names. Shadow is Shadow, LZ is LZ, Lair is Lair, Anonymouse is Anon or Mouse, Sonic is Sonic, INB681 is INB, Cirevam is jerk, etc."

[4:33:38 PM] Zephyria: I'm a sad panda now.

[4:34:12 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): You're a panda then

[4:34:22 PM] Zephyria: ...I've been improving, shut up.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, I'm going to go back to working on the big compilation. Since my site isn't used any more much, where would be a better place to put it (assuming I can still have bbcode)?

[McJobless]

Something like bash.org would be pretty cool, and then each quote can be numbers and you can link to them. Except, naturally, not bash.org.

[Lair]

[11:33:47 PM] Jamesster: as the infomaniac once said

[11:33:48 PM] Jamesster: THIS

[11:33:50 PM] Jamesster: IS TERRIBLE

[11:33:58 PM] Jamesster: YIKES AND CRIPES OH WOE IS ME

[11:34:01 PM] Jamesster: WOE TO ALL OF US

[Cyrem]

Something like bash.org would be pretty cool, and then each quote can be numbers and you can link to them. Except, naturally, not bash.org.

I imagine tables would organise them fine too.

[Lair]

Lair of Rockwhales: "what"

Lair of Rockwhales: "what the hell"

Lair of Rockwhales: "what the ****"

Lair of Rockwhales: "WHAT"

Lair of Rockwhales: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRENRBREHFBRHJFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Extreme110: "WE NEED 10 POUNDS OF PINGAS, STAT."

Extreme110: "LAIR'S LOSING IT."

[6:18:08 PM] Cirevam: The only TT game I'm interested in... is... hahaha who am I kidding

jamesster: "Welcome to RRU, where people are blunt and for good reason."

Cirevam: "You know you shouldn't play a game when the title is slang for diarrhea"

[8:46:16 PM] Addictgamer: Killing two stones with one bird.

[8:46:17 PM] Addictgamer: Er

[8:46:19 PM] Addictgamer: Two birds with one stone.

[noghiri]

21 mins ago

Alcom1: And no one seems interested in this chat or what I say SO I END UP TALKING TO MY SELF IN SOME HILARIOUS SPAM.

21 mins ago

Alcom1: where they go backwards vertically.

21 mins ago

Alcom1: Also chat ends up looking a bit like sentences on street surfaces.

22 mins ago

Alcom1: sad face...

22 mins ago

Alcom1: can't...

22 mins ago

Alcom1: I want to make it go away now...

22 mins ago

Alcom1: Good god I do not like that : P emote.

22 mins ago

Alcom1: Or do I have to work for my memes?

23 mins ago

Alcom1: Because Zucchini is delicious.

23 mins ago

Alcom1: Because I now want an inside joke featuring me eating a slice of zucchini.

24 mins ago

Alcom1: Also does anyone know what the jam soaked brick is 'Addict's Cookie'?

NOTE: Read from the top down, instead of bottom up like the chat was designed. It's even more funny.

[Lair]

[6:10:05 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: fun is online

[6:10:25 PM] Cyrem: That better be a joke.

[6:10:44 PM] Lair of Rockwhales:

[6:10:45 PM] Cirevam: It's not

[6:11:06 PM] Cyrem: LOCK ALL THE TOPICS!

[6:10:10 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: help fun is online

[6:10:55 PM] Cirevam: HALP

[6:11:02 PM] Cirevam: I CAN'T SHAKE HIM

[6:46:16 PM] Ramius Antillies: Waldo's banging your mom?

[6:46:36 PM] Ramius Antillies: wtf

[6:46:37 PM] Cyrem:

[7:01:10 PM] Ramius Antillies: "Oh, you play zerg? I actually didn't know that."

[7:01:59 PM] Cyrem: I thought you could only play as Buzz....

[lol username]

[lol username]

[5:14:51 PM] IceHusky: wad

[5:19:32 PM] Cirevam: jam

[5:19:45 PM] Cirevam: pac

[5:20:10 PM] Cirevam: I'm going to crumple my files up into a wad, then jam them into this package.

[5:20:54 PM | Edited 5:21:03 PM] Alcom Isst: zip up that package and you are a winrar!

Edit: Augh, double post. Don't they usually merge?

[STUDZ]

Wait... Baz was online???

Blimey.

[Lair]

Baz is online quite often.

[12:20:24 AM] Extreme110: Hotel Mario.

*insert me spewing hotel mario quotes*

[12:22:21 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: my wad

[12:22:24 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: I just realized

[12:22:29 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: I HAVE THE ENTIRE GAME MEMORIZED

[12:22:31 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: EVERY

[12:22:32 AM] Extreme110:

[12:22:34 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: SINGLE

[12:22:36 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[12:22:39 AM] Extreme110: Haha

[1:20:15 PM] Cirevam: Does anyone remember the sequence of buttons to press to save the game in LIXS? The Brickster's Tower exploded and I can't see the menu so I don't know if I'll be able to save

[1:23:22 PM] Jamesster: You can't save in minigames

[1:23:26 PM] Jamesster: And the tower is a minigame

[1:23:40 PM] Cirevam:

[1:23:58 PM] Cirevam: Well I guess I need to look up a walkthrough since I can't see how to get past the big fence

[1:24:33 PM] Jamesster: You change flowers

[1:24:37 PM] Jamesster: Seriously

[1:24:40 PM] Cirevam: wow

[1:25:06 PM] Cirevam: I can't believe it

[1:25:18 PM] Cirevam: The Brickster really is the final test

[1:25:29 PM] Cirevam: Lair was right

[9:20:01 PM] Extreme110: Wow.

[9:20:10 PM] Extreme110: Lair defended Devestater over Sonic.

[9:20:17 PM] Extreme110: This says something.

[9:22:36 PM] Extreme110: lol Ponies United

[9:23:11 PM] Cirevam: Don't even joke about that, Extreme.

[10:49:24 PM] Cyrem: Hello Ciprain, FBI calling, just want to know where you live and which jail you'd like to be detained in?

[10:49:50 PM] Addictgamer: Hello FBI, just point to which of your Anuses you want your head to be detained in.

[lol username]

[10:45:16 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: WELCOME TO POLITICS, IT'S LIKE HELL BUT WITH VOTING MACHINES

[Lair]

[11:22:10 PM] Cyrem: You remember the go away furry/pony topic?

[11:22:24 PM] Cyrem: Yeah I lost that war, damn.

[11:35:37 PM] Ramius Antillies: Just fully censor the word then?

[11:36:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: but the birds will stop singing

[11:36:53 PM] Cyrem: the boobbirds will