RRU Quotes 2008-2013

[McJobless]

Is Joe back on skype, or are these ones from a time long, long ago?

[Addictgamer]

Joe is back on skype. He never left, though...He just wasn't active in any of the conversations I was in.

[IceHusky]

[6:33:43 PM] Ciprian: Hi

[6:33:48 PM] Ciprian: You called me?

[6:33:56 PM] Ciprian: Ciprian farts and barfs a sandwhich

[Addictgamer]

[6:33:43 PM] Ciprian: Hi

[6:33:48 PM] Ciprian: You called me?

[6:33:56 PM] Ciprian: Ciprian farts and barfs a sandwhich

Y u not include the ragging of [un]power[ful] [wannabe] miners?

[Lair]

[8:20:00 PM] Cirevam: *stares at chat*

*no one posts*

*looks away*

[8:34:48 PM] IceHusky: Whee

[8:35:23 PM] IceHusky: you know when you're sohappy that like you think is this what it is like to be high

[9:37:15 PM] IceHusky: ...that sounds like I really was high

[9:37:30 PM] IceHusky: I am concerned for myself

[9:37:31 PM] IceHusky: QUICK

[9:37:37 PM] IceHusky: SOMEBODY THROW A ROCK AT ME

[IceHusky]

[8:37:28 PM] IceHusky: QUICK

[8:37:33 PM] IceHusky: SOMEBODY THROW A ROCK AT ME

[8:37:42 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Lair of Rockwhales throws a mountain

EDIT: Y so many quotes 2day

[Lair]

[9:49:11 PM] Cirevam: WELL I'M GONNA BE A BEE

*poof*

*buzzes off*

[IceHusky]

[10:00:11 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: p

[10:00:20 PM] jamesster: i

[10:00:24 PM] Alcom Isst: n

[10:00:27 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: e

[10:00:28 PM] Retsnom Kcor: e

[10:00:30 PM] jamesster: g

[10:00:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: t

[10:00:33 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: r

[10:00:35 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: e

[10:00:35 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: e

[10:00:37 PM] Retsnom Kcor: q

[10:00:47 PM] Retsnom Kcor: õ

[10:01:05 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: what the frost just happened

[10:01:15 PM] Retsnom Kcor: The world ended

[10:01:18 PM] Retsnom Kcor: But it's okay

[10:01:29 PM] Alcom Isst: well we apparently can't apply teamwork to spelling.

[10:01:32 PM] Retsnom Kcor: The dinosaurs are still alive.

[10:01:42 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I am a stegosaurus

[10:02:03 PM] Retsnom Kcor: Indeed you are

[10:02:05 PM] jamesster: Sure

[10:02:13 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Shir

[10:02:28 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: sewer

[10:02:41 PM] jamesster: Toxic Sewers

[10:02:47 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Toxic Caves

[10:02:50 PM] jamesster: System engaged...

[10:02:52 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: WORM BAGGED

[10:03:03 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: DRAINING SLIME

[10:03:14 PM] Alcom Isst: I... couldn't play Sonic Spinball effectively.

[Lair]

[1:15:11 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: what am I on in that picture

[1:15:27 AM] Addictgamer: You're your normal self.

[1:15:35 AM] Addictgamer: Flying on a kite.

[1:15:35 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: no

[1:15:38 AM] Addictgamer: Dancing like a madman.

[1:15:38 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: I may be crazy

[1:15:46 AM] McJobless: YOU SO CRAY CRAY

[1:15:48 AM] Addictgamer: Hmm

[1:15:51 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: but I wouldn't literally fly on a kite

[1:15:52 AM] Addictgamer: I know!

[1:15:59 AM | Edited 1:16:23 AM] Addictgamer: It's that time you morphed with Hitler or Robuttnik.

[1:16:28 AM | Edited 1:17:02 AM] Addictgamer: I don't know which.

[1:16:33 AM] Addictgamer: Looks like Hitler.

[1:16:36 AM] Addictgamer: Acts like you.

[1:16:44 AM] Addictgamer: Flies on kites like Robuttnik would.

[Addictgamer]

Everytime I look at the picture and read the above I still chuckle uncontrollably.

[Lair]

[2:27:18 PM] TheDoctor: All games should have a chat synth

[2:27:24 PM | Edited 2:27:29 PM] TheDoctor: Especially COD

[2:27:29 PM] Addictgamer: ._.

[2:27:37 PM] Addictgamer: No

[2:27:40 PM] Addictgamer: COD special case

[2:27:53 PM] Addictgamer: Chat synth where only what the person types is said only to them

[2:28:01 PM | Edited 2:28:16 PM] Addictgamer: So 12 year olds can hear how stupid they sound

[2:28:08 PM] Acmex: I'd rather hear Sam mispronounce the words calmly at nominal volume than some 12 year old screaming insults at my mother.

[12:05:56 AM] Addictgamer: Morshu on the moon must forever be used in place of normal Morshu movies.

[12:09:32 AM] Addictgamer: Lol

[12:09:41 AM] Addictgamer: On the moon.

[12:09:48 AM] Addictgamer: *Niel Armstrong lands on moon*

[12:09:51 AM] Addictgamer: *tries to plant flag*

[12:09:57 AM] Addictgamer: Come back when you're MMMMMM richer

[12:10:05 AM | Edited 12:10:16 AM] Addictgamer: *ducktales moon plays lead by Morshu MMMMMing it*

[12:10:27 AM | Edited 12:10:39 AM] Addictgamer: Totally what happened when Apollo 13 landed on the moon.

[IceHusky]

[4:32:01 PM] Ciprian: Well I'll be darned with a battleaxe of the dwarven cucumbers.

[4:32:12 PM] IceHusky: neca's?

[4:32:25 PM] Ciprian: Thank you, captain obvious of the third continent.

[4:32:37 PM] Ciprian: Neca does not possess dwarven cucumbers.

[4:32:56 PM] IceHusky: Well

[4:32:57 PM] IceHusky: yeah

[4:33:01 PM] IceHusky: cause she's female

[4:33:29 PM] IceHusky: as far as I know, anyway e3e

[4:33:40 PM] Ciprian: So what if she's female?

[4:33:49 PM] Ciprian: Does that imply males possess dwarven cucumbers?

[4:33:54 PM] IceHusky: then she doesn't have a dwarven cucumber!

[4:34:16 PM] Ciprian: Gender does not restrict one from possessing dwarven cucumbers.

[IceHusky]

[9:24:40 PM] Ciprian: Wait

[9:24:41 PM] Ciprian: I got this

[9:25:08 PM | Edited 9:25:14 PM] Ciprian: Ciprian is evil mommy

[9:25:28 PM] jamesster: Oh dear

[9:25:30 PM] Cipriana: I'm evil and you know it.

[9:25:48 PM] Cipriana: I AM YOU MOMMY, JAMESSTER,

[9:25:48 PM] Cipriana: LET ME TAKE THAT EYE.

[9:25:53 PM] jamesster:

[9:25:54 PM] Cipriana: You shall NEVER click on an eye again.

[9:26:20 PM] jamesster: Click

[9:26:21 PM | Edited 9:26:24 PM] Cipriana: Cipriana uses lightmouse to click on jamesster's left eye

[9:26:34 PM] jamesster: AAAH

[9:26:42 PM | Edited 9:26:47 PM] Cipriana: I AM YOUR MOMMY.

[9:26:53 PM] Cipriana: COME TO THE DARK SIDE, JANESSTER,

[9:27:04 PM] jamesster: Cookies?

[9:27:15 PM] Cipriana: COOKIES!

[9:27:23 PM] jamesster:

[9:27:28 PM] Cipriana: No cookies for you.

[9:27:37 PM] jamesster:

[9:27:56 PM] Cipriana:

[9:28:06 PM] jamesster: The game

[9:28:18 PM | Edited 9:28:22 PM] Cipriana: You just lost it.

[9:28:30 PM] jamesster: Darn

[9:28:38 PM] Janesster: I know, right? Sucks to be you.

[9:28:41 PM] jamesster: The game or my sanity?

[9:28:42 PM] Janesster: Both.

[9:28:44 PM] Janesster: I am your sanity.

[9:28:48 PM] jamesster: Ah.

[9:28:58 PM] Janesster: You shall forever be alone.

[9:29:07 PM] Janesster: With that insanity of yours.

[9:29:16 PM] Janesster: Have fun trying to please him. He's not easy to get along with.

[9:29:29 PM] jamesster: Well there is this one chick- I mean YES MASTER SANITY

[9:29:53 PM] Janesster: Your sanity is this one chick.

[9:30:01 PM] Janesster: Janesster opens jamesster's eyes

[9:30:07 PM] jamesster: Oh wad dat name

[9:30:08 PM] Janesster: You are forever alone. With insanity.

[9:30:15 PM] jamesster: NOOOOO

[STUDZ]

I don't get it. Who the heck is "JaNester"?

Anyway:

[12:54:24 PM] Zephyria: Welp. RE5 is my b****

[12:55:00 PM] Ciprian: Stop Welping dogs

[12:55:02 PM] Ciprian: Adopt a stray.

[STUDZ]

And:

[5:28:39 PM] IceHusky: Ciprian, why haven't you taken a female on a date yet?

[5:28:50 PM] Ciprian: I took that one girl

[5:28:58 PM] IceHusky: To dinner? Or what?

[5:29:03 PM] Ciprian: No, to science.

[5:29:06 PM] IceHusky: Lol

[Addictgamer]

I don't get it. Who the heck is "JaNester"?

You're missing previous conversation. You'd understand the joke better. Ready the skype logs if it interests you.

[Storm]

I so wish that I could be granted back into the skype chat. Then again if I do then I will get hyper and screw up everything :C

[IceHusky]

I so wish that I could be granted back into the skype chat. Then again if I do then I will get hyper and screw up everything :C

Last time I checked, this had nothing to do with the topic.

Anyway,

@McStudz, Addict was both Cipriana and Janesster.

[Storm]

Well most of the quotes are from the skype chat, so yeah.

[Lair]

[4:44:01 PM] Zephyria: Takua

[4:44:05 PM] Zephyria: I'm jaller

[9:10:32 PM] Tauka Usunake: I refuse the say 1000+ centimeters when I could say a metter

[9:10:55 PM] Tauka Usunake: That's like saying your upload is 1000Kb/s

[9:11:08 PM] Cirevam: 100 cm to a meter, centi = hundred

[9:11:14 PM] Tauka Usunake: f***

[10:32:09 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: i am heavy exlosive guy

[10:32:16 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: and this is my nuclear bomb

[10:32:50 PM] Tauka Usunake: Pull your pants back up Lair

[IceHusky]

(while talking about jamesster being allergic to almonds, and Ciprian's rational fear of the dark)

[4:51:19 PM] jamesster: I have a rational fear of Mega Bloks

[TheDoctor]

[8:00:53 PM] addict: Minecraft in c++ also wouldn't be possible in windows

SO MUCH DERP.

[Lair]

[7:03:22 PM] Addictgamer: Lair needs less LSD in his daily diet.

[7:04:54 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I don't eat LSD

[7:04:57 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: I eat crystals

[7:05:03 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: they're magic glowing crystals

[7:05:06 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: and they give me power

[7:05:09 PM] Alcom Isst: Quartz?

[7:05:16 PM] Alcom Isst: Magic Quartz?

[7:05:21 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC BALLOON

[7:05:27 PM] Addictgamer: Crystals are grown using large quantities of balloons and LSD

[7:05:31 PM] Alcom Isst: I need to increase my mental library of types of crystals...

[7:05:31 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: LUCKILY THERE WAS A SKULL RAFT

[7:05:41 PM | Edited 7:05:46 PM] Addictgamer: And some fire imp piss to water it

[7:05:44 PM] Cirevam: Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny.

quoted to show how much of a trainwreck the average RRU skype conversation is.

UPDATE:

[2:36:38 PM] Addictgamer: But seriously, buying windows is illegal in canada

[2:36:43 PM] Addictgamer: Why do you think all the houses have doors?

[Lair]

[9:18:51 PM] Alcom Isst: Is there a way to turn off the sound in* Skype?

[9:18:57 PM] Addictgamer: Yes

[9:18:57 PM] IceHusky: Yes

[9:19:02 PM] Alcom Isst: how?

[9:19:17 PM] Cirevam: /alertsoff

[9:19:24 PM] Cirevam: Or go into Do Not Disturb status

[9:19:26 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Do no-

[9:19:32 PM] Cirevam:

[9:19:32 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: :|

[IceHusky]

[8:50:51 PM] IceHusky: kitteh gaem is best game because doesn't require work

[8:54:49 PM] Ciprian: So you are a lazy catophile

[8:54:55 PM] Ciprian: Gotcha.

[8:55:00 PM] Ciprian: No wonder you're forever alone

[8:55:24 PM] Cirevam: Never alone with kitties