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This was on Steam chat, so I don't know if it would count, but...

Teal'c (The war continues) is my display name, swagtivity is CTXXTC.

swagtivity.: http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/428364_10150656055565879_714720878_11284744_1586102355_n.jpg

swagtivity.: This is HILLARIOUS.

Teal'c (The war continues): WTF?

Teal'c (The war continues): Who's Mr. Haberry?

swagtivity.: I dunno but this is f***ing hilarious.

Teal'c (The war continues): I don't get it.

Teal'c (The war continues): Personally, I'm a bit confused about what I'm looing at.

swagtivity.: He tries to get 1 million dollars from cash4gold

swagtivity.: using coloured rocks

swagtivity.: and he wants to have sex with two ladies on the phone

swagtivity.: and he wants a deceased man to host his birthday at mcdonalds

Teal'c (The war continues): Let me guess... Citidel colour burnished gold drybrushed over shining gold on a piece of metamorphic gravel, right?

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The Brigadier

A conversation between myself and McStudz (and a bit of antillies) about Apple failing.

SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen

has entered the room

  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5wwHkDrhvA
  • McStudz
    One Ben leaves, the other arrives....
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Look at that.


  • It's what iTunes did to my disk.


  • Skip the first 35 seconds if you wish.


  • It's the game attempting to load.

  • 4:15 AM
  • McStudz
    Lovely.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    It froze TWICE
  • McStudz
    GREAT.
  • antillies
    Long live the PC.
  • McStudz
    F*KING A, APPLE.
  • antillies
    Sony can suck it.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    It's not my PC, it's the disk's scratches


  • caused by iTunes
  • McStudz
    Sony's only good for PS3
  • antillies
    Why did you put a PS disk into your CD drive?
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Emulator
  • McStudz
    http://www.youtube.com/my_videos_upload


  • I mean, http://youtu.be/Q6ctdrCkzXw
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    http://www.rockraidersunited.org/blog/101/entry-800-never-trust-itunes-with-a-disk-in-your-drive-ever/


  • Studz, your comments made my day

  • 4:20 AM
  • antillies
    Did you use iTunes to burn songs from the PS disk?
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Originally, yes.


  • It then tried to import AGAIN.


  • I closed it down


  • Then it started again without me knowing.


  • Whilst I was emulating.
  • antillies
    So really it wasn't iTunes, it was the laser in your DVD/CD drive.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Yes, but the problem was caused by iTunes.
  • antillies
    How?
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Because that wouldn't have happened normally.
  • antillies
    That seems like a hardware issue not software.


  • Are you sure?


  • Have you burned music before?
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    I have ripped and burned before without any scratches, yes.


  • It was trying to do two things at once.


  • Play it, and rip it at the same time.


  • Not good.


  • The disk was absolutely flawless before today.


  • Now it's just about unplayable.


  • Hardware Serial Number? WTF APPLE?


  • IT'S SOFTWARE

  • 4:25 AM
  • McStudz
    xD


  • LOL Apple
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    It's asking for a serial number. I don't have a serial number, because I'm using ITUNES


  • GAAAAAHHHHHH
  • McStudz
    :lol:


  • APPLE, GO FECK YERSELVES
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    I don't have an Apple ID either.


  • SO I CAN'T FROSTING CONTACT THEM THROUGH EXPRESS LANE


  • Some "Express Lane" that is.

  • 4:30 AM
  • McStudz
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmkoJGm6y6k&feature=related

  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    SO MUCH AWESOMENESS
  • McStudz
    IKR!?
  • antillies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY0mDRrqcVU&feature=related
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqbZl-veMt0&feature=related


  • Every single path I take to try and contact apple, and I always end up at FRIGGING EXPRESS LANE.

  • 4:35 AM
  • McStudz
    >.<
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    WAT.


  • Apple provides support through these:


  • Express Lane


    Call


    Genius Bar


    More Options
  • McStudz
    FAIL


  • FAIL


  • AND FAIL
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    "More Options" being Visiting an Apple Dealer.


  • What, and I should take my computer there as well?


  • And my game?


  • And my PS2?
  • McStudz
    xD


  • LOL apple
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    And my CD Drive?


  • And a power supply?


  • -.-
  • antillies
    has left the room
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Apple, y u have dumb support options?

  • YOU HAVE TO GET A FRIGGING APPOINTMENT AT AN APPLE STORE?
  • McStudz
    Because they want you to buy a damn apple product.


  • I'll buy one...
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    AND KILL IT xD
  • McStudz
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kByQ1J1Anp0


  • And do THIS.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    OH f*** YES


  • AND IT WAS ON?


  • HELL YEAH APPLE


  • SUCK ON THAT!


  • And now I can't even contact Apple to moan and b**** to them.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    **sigh**

  • 4:40 AM
  • McStudz
    Fail.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Do I REALLY need to go into an Apple store with EVERYTHING


  • REALLY?
  • McStudz
    xD
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    So much for the "Genius" Bar.
  • McStudz
    Renamed: "Dumbass Bar"
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    And I suck at phoning retards who don't even know what an iPod is, let alone have any English skills.
  • McStudz
    LOL
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    Can I have your account number please?


  • I don't have one.


  • Oh oh oh ok gotcha.


  • Can I have your account number please?
  • McStudz
    HE USED iTUNES ON A f***ING PC, BRO.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    **hangs up**
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    THAT'S NO GOOD


  • xD
  • McStudz
    iTUNES IS f***ED UP THAT WAY.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    CODE RED


  • CODE RED


  • KILL HIS DISKS
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    **evil laugh**
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    It's all telephone and Apple Store.


  • Get with the times already, email is the new phone.

  • 4:45 AM
  • McStudz
    xD


  • ya.
  • SomeWeirdGuyNamedBen
    I can't even contact them.


  • They only send letters.


  • Or phone.


  • Or Dumbass bar


  • Or Apple Store


  • NEVER go into Apple Store with a PC


  • NEVER


  • THEY WILL SHOOT YOU
  • McStudz
    Why not?


  • :P

Apple fail SO HARD.

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usually the rock raiders are 110% retarded

Awesome quote is awesome:

Lair of Rockwhales: "Exactly why they wouldn't make Portal: it would have way too many specialized bricks"

McStudz: "Minecraft would use WAY more specialized bricks than Portal EVER thought of using."

Extreme110: "Are you high? Everything in Minecraft is a BOX. A BOX."

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[12:44:59 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: night

[12:45:09 AM] jamesster: ok

[12:45:14 AM] jamesster: seeya

[12:46:06 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: k

[12:46:15 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: IF I SELECT THE GREEN BRICK I GO

[12:46:19 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: IF I SELECT THE RED BRICK I STAY

[12:46:26 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: GREEN, I CHOOSE YOU!

[12:46:37 AM] Lair of Rockwhales: THANKS for the visit, and you're welcoBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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[4:06:56 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Oh my goodness gracious! The act of moving a large, metalic vehicle posessing an engine and four wheels in a particular direction is certainly not like staiding on top of a small board with four wheels and moving it with the power of your legs alone!

EDIT: What the heck, how did this end up as a double post? I thought they merge automatically...

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[4:06:56 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: Oh my goodness gracious! The act of moving a large, metalic vehicle posessing an engine and four wheels in a particular direction is certainly not like staiding on top of a small board with four wheels and moving it with the power of your legs alone!

EDIT: What the heck, how did this end up as a double post? I thought they merge automatically...

It's the 26th today...
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antillies


  • has entered the room

  • Illee

    has entered the room

  • Illee

    Everywhere I go


  • b****es always know

  • antillies

    know what?

  • Illee

    That charlie sheen has got a weenie


  • That he loves to show

  • Retsnom Kcor

    /:|

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The Brigadier

I've got some Quote gold from TheEPICtrainrider.

AND THE THE CUPS WERE FILLED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE MANY



  • AND FIRE RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY


  • WE TRIED TO STOP IT'S COMING


  • BUT IT STILL CAME

Bearing in mind, he was alone in Chat at that point. :P

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THESE NEW CHANNELS ARE LIKE SILVER

FORCED, UGLY, AND NO ONE WANTS THEM

Smaveric 10 hours ago

[12:34:06 AM] Jamesster: No need to get all jumpy, Lair.

[12:34:20 AM] Cirevam: But jumping is what Rockwhales do

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First,

Well, kind of, but also no. All that I am really going to do to the levels is change the paths to the objects/bases. I will also keep the same crystal goals, I'll just make the crystals far more isolated and maybe tweak out a couple of the game's NPLs and make at lest one of my own. So really that is it; no new custom caverns or anything like that. Oh, and the training missions will stay the same as well.

What the frost is a cupola?

:lol: xD
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User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: What?

User: MY c*** SHRANK.

Cleverbot: Then I want to talk with your cousin.

User: Erm, okay.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Kbye.

Cleverbot: No your name is google.

User: Erm, what.

Cleverbot: Well icould tell your beautiful and intelligent because of the way you talk.

User: Of course I am intelligent. But I am ugly. :c.

Cleverbot: Then why are you being so random?

User: MY LITTLE PONY.

Cleverbot: Yes My Little Pony.

User: MYLITTLE PONY.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Until you all shared its magic with me.

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

User: Tons of fun.

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

User: Faithful and strong.

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

User: Its an easy feat.

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

User: You have my little ponies.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends.

User: Yes I do, son!

Cleverbot: Special.

User: Moves.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NOPE. CHUCK TESTA.

Cleverbot: Lol so you know who is chuck testa?

User: YOUR GRAMMAR IS OFF BUDDY.

Cleverbot: As often as possible. Did you knot understand?

User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: Oh god what?

User: I'm outta here.

Cleverbot: Why?

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Just now:

Phoenyx

Oh god... New hardest final boss in video games ever... At least spiritual Larsa from Mushihimesama Futari Black Label on god mode can be easily predicted, and doesn't ****ing heal herself!

The Conquistador/Heart of Mars battle is just unfair.

Plus, you have a much smaller laser spread in Jamestown, meaning that you can't dodge AND shoot without gunner.

AND The Conquistador/Heart of Mars is a much smaller target!

1:15 AM

Phoenyx

AND Larsa doesn't fire bullets that you can't shield against. The Conquistador/Heart of Mars does!

Looks like a lunchline has occurred...

Edit: Bolded the statement that made this funny.

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lol username

[3/22/2012 11:11:36 PM] Ciprian: I feel like playing chess for some reason. But, I have nobody to play with. Nobody I know (that I can hang out with enough times) plays chess.

[3/22/2012 11:12:31 PM] [FTZ]sarge: you just need one time

[3/22/2012 11:12:39 PM] [FTZ]sarge: an hour at that

[3/22/2012 11:14:00 PM] Ciprian: One time is not enough

[3/22/2012 11:14:14 PM] Lair of Rockwhales: ^

[3/22/2012 11:14:18 PM] Ciprian: We play it every time we hang out.

[3/22/2012 11:14:22 PM] Ciprian: But one time is not enough

[3/22/2012 11:14:35 PM] Ronald Thomas Mullins III (Tauka Usanake): Stop being a pervert Lair :P

[3/22/2012 11:14:45 PM] Ciprian: Hey, how did you know it was a girl?

[3/22/2012 11:15:25 PM] Ciprian: Oh dang. Now I see how badly this entire conversation can be misinterpreted.

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[11:06:48 PM] Stan McStudz: RBD's 20% cooler, but Luna is AWESOME

[11:08:22 PM] Stan McStudz: Probably because I somehow developed a crush on a fictional charaacter.

[11:08:25 PM] Stan McStudz: WTF?

-Studz on the pony Princess Luna

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