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GordonFreeman

You get a rant from a guy on the LU Wiki about why the Spider Boss Instance will take place as an extension of the Maelstrom tunnels.

 

*inserts Civilization V*

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GordonFreeman

You get fired from your job and get re-hired as the G-Man.

(or, more specifically, the version of him that is my Avatar)

 

*inserts RRU Tower: Completeded Edition*

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He inserts the energy crystal, and out comes one of Papa Birckolini's famous pizzas! But the machine says that the pizza shouldn't be eaten, as the results could be disastrous. But they don't know that until it's too late, because then they magically teleport to Ogel Island. he only way to leave is for one of them to beat the Brickster in a race on Lego Racers for the Nintendo 64. Simple enough, right?

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He inserts the energy crystal, and out comes one of Papa Birckolini's famous pizzas! But the machine says that the pizza shouldn't be eaten, as the results could be disastrous. But they don't know that until it's too late, because then they magically teleport to Ogel Island. he only way to leave is for one of them to beat the Brickster in a race on Lego Racers for the Nintendo 64. Simple enough, right?

wat

 

Inserts an NTS-1 (like above, but more powerful).

 

You get someone breaking entropy via fission. (WOW what is in this machine? :P)

 

*inserts a chicken*

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You get a lifetime supply of hard boiled eggs, delivered to your door in increments of a dozen eggs per day.

I insert some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.

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