aidenpons Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You get a note saying 'How can you insert a force? That's like inserting gravity.' I try to insert a Higgs boson, but can't because they're undetectable. Still, I push a whole load of air into the coin slot knowing that there is a Higgs boson in there somewhere. Seaborgium and noghiri 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You get Carbon Dioxide *Inserts Rock Raiders United 2* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidenpons Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 All your crystals suddenly vanish, all replaced by small shard of ice. *inserts a cat, somehow getting it through the coin slot and thus quickly runs out of the building in order to avoid the SPCA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 SPCA pop out of the Vending Machine, arrest you, and return the Cat to it's original Owner *Inserts fake iPhone 6* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumboking Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You get a bent iPhone 6 Plus *Inserts RRU's database* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You get every single post on RRU and a fake Transmission *Inserts copy of Rock Raiders PS1* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le717 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You get the vending machine asking "Do you refer to the NTSC or PAL version?" *Inserts The Vending Machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumboking Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 BANG! *Leaves "Out of order" note on vending machine remains* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirza Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 *buys new machine* *inserts candy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noghiri Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You get assorted chemicals and something that looks like chocolate powder. I insert natcO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You receive natcO in exchange. *Inserts insert* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumboking Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You get an SQL statement. *Inserts Enter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Out comes Delete *Inserts Script by William Shakespear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaborgium Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You get "the quintessence of dust". Inserts artificial intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quisoves Potoo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You receive a paranoid android, the product of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, with a GPP (Genuine Person Personality) installed. *Inserts no tea* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You get a used tea bag. *Inserts Greenpeace* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaborgium Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The vending machine self destructs at their irrationality (yes they are even more irrational than "no tea"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 *buys new machine* *inserts Peter Capaldi* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wirza Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 You get $100 inserts " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get a refund. *Inserts IKEA* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumboking Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get an angry Swede. *Inserts Tesco Extra* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get a horrible overpriced sandwich. *Inserts Shakespeare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben24x7 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get what I inserted earlier *Inserts Minecraft and Microsoft* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get a fan rebellion. *Inserts Homepride Fred* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumboking Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 You get Mr Benn. *Inserts a can of energy drink* Ayliffe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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