The Vending Machine

[Seaborgium]

You get a can of matter drink.

 

*Inserts radium*

[Quisoves Potoo]

You get Glacia.

 

*Inserts Carmina Burana*

[Seaborgium]

You get tuna.

 

*Inserts existential nightmare*

[mumboking]

You get a note saying "YOUR FAULT" (You're probably confused. Watch this.)

*Inserts a ZX Spectrum*

[le717]

You get a Commodore 64.

*Inserts the "second biggest ant I ever saw!" (reference)*

[flexogel]

You get the Minecraft ant farm survival mini-game.

 

*Inserts the Robert and Collins dictionary.*

[Ayliffe]

You get a thesaurus.

*Inserts le717*

[aidenpons]

You get a sudden ruch of activity on the machine, which has been dead for months.

It spits out cogs at you.

 

*inserts a cog*

[Ayliffe]

You get a Technic gear

*Inserts Exo Suit*

[Wirza]

gets green classic spacemen.

 

inserts Benny's SPACESHIP

[MaelstromIslander]

gets green classic spacemen.

 

inserts Benny's SPACESHIP

 

Gets a 1980-Something Spaceman.

 

*Inserts a lolipop that eats people's heads*

[Quisoves Potoo]

You get a head that eats people's lollipops.

 

*Inserts a perpetual motion machine*

[Ben24x7]

All of time gets messed up

 

*Inserts Vending Machine*

[Seaborgium]

You get a dimensionally transcendental can of soda.

 

*inserts Cthulhu*

[Quisoves Potoo]

You get Ziggy.

 

*Inserts the Voynich Manuscript*

[Seaborgium]

You get Ziggy.

MINE EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!

 

 

 

*Inserts the Voynich Manuscript*

 

You get ¤ɷ͛͠ÍΣѬ▲.

 

Oh. And you get a complementary HomePride Fred(He wrote the Voynich Manuscript. When it is translated, the elder beings are freed from their chains, and the world ends. Pleasant dreams.)

 

☺

*Inserts Dihydrogenmonoxide*

[Ben24x7]

You get Dead Hydrogyn.

 

*Inserts October First*

[flexogel]

You get October Fest (because of the dictionary i put before.)

 

*Inserts Microsoft Minecraft* (it isn't released yet but...)

[Ben24x7]

You get a stampede of Minecraft's fanbase breaking down the front of the vending machine and running you into the floor.

 

*Inserts Green and Red Lego 2x4s, but can't because the vending machine's front has been broken off*

[noghiri]

You get the vending machine rebuilding its face out of green and red Lego 2x5 bricks.

 

I insert a single, unmatched sock.

[le717]

You get a dryer.

 

*Inserts LANDSLIDES*

[noghiri]

You get teleported to safety.

 

I insert a dryer.

[Pranciblad]

You get a matching washer, which is a shame, as you just gave away the dryer it goes with.

*Inserts modern art*

[Ben24x7]

You get The Mona Lisa but in G-Major.

 

*Inserts e=mc²*

[Seaborgium]

You get c=+√(e/m)

 

 

*Inserts vending machine*