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You get the SPCA locking you up for somehow forcing a squirrel through the coin slot on a vending machine.

 

*inserts Coke ranting and raving about how the squirrel ate everything inside the machine*

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You get 'A landslide has occurred' from all the shale that Fushigisaur somehow managed to stuff into the machine.

 

*inserts Chief monkeying around with Shift+U*

 

O.T.
What is even on display in this machine anyway? :P
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Shift+U turns of the vending machine's O.T. filter, and the machine begins printing out a complete list of everything you can get. Estimated number of lines : Undefined.

 

 

When the machine has come about 500 lines down the paper strip, I take the start and put it back into the machine.

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*The vending machine starts bouncing around and deforming. Apparently you gave it Magic Mushrooms. *

 

You get vending machine vomit - all the useless junk that people shove in there.

 

*I insert an empty chip packet*

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You get one of those cheap plastic little snowglobes which a), you are completely enraptured about, b) you take home, c) you forget about it, d) visitors always like to play with it, e) visitors buy one, and then promptly forget about it, etc. :P (Note: This is my theory on why those nasty cheap little plastic/metal ornaments actually survive in the market).

 

*I insert the aforementioned snowglobe*

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It gives you 5 snowglobes in twice the size, as well as a piece paper that reads: "Here are some snowglobes for you and your friends!" signed by The Vending Machine

 

*Inserts printer inc cartridge*

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You get a Pokemon Y cartridge

Inserts a super big portion of off topic text:

O.T.

 

Fushigisaur said:

You get a LEGO Star Wars II DS cartridge. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heh

I insert four metric tons of shale.

Me: 

OMG yes!! I know everyone says it sucks but I lost mine and want to play it again because me and my bro would mess around on the multiplayer. I dont remeber it being that bad, but then again its been like 6 years so idk

 
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You get RRU's BBCode list. But for some reason the

O.T.
section has been added in and now says: [ot]Someone is making far too many references to snowglobes...
:P

 

*inserts a litre of water*

 

EDIT: Well that formatting got screwed. -.-

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You get RRU's BBCode list. But for some reason the

O.T.

section has been added in and now says: [ot]Someone is making far too many references to snowglobes...
:P

 

*inserts a litre of water*

 

EDIT: Well that formatting got screwed. -.-

 

You get an over-sized snowglobe containing a Lego diorama of the Bonfire of the Vanities and filled with said liter of water.

 

*inserts a copy of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night*

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You get a CD of our horrible Drama performance last year of a short bit of 'A Midsummer's Night's Eve' whereupon the main character couldn't attend, one person didn't even have a costume, no-one knew their lines, and we successfully butchered several popular songs so badly that I will never listen to them again without memories of torture.

 

*I insert, ragefaced, my copy of the CD through the keyhole, shattering it into thousands of tiny scintillating shards*

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Cirevam gets a flashy new name too.

 

Inserts the username of every member on RRU.

 

EDIT: Oh, hey, looks like he actually did! Is this the first item on this thread to have actually come true?

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You get the vending machine itself on RRU, which is sorted as a WHOLE LOT of binary variables. Also it spits out a decoder.

 

*inserts a hex editor for paper*

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