The Vending Machine

[Tracker]

You get a loud burp.

 

*inserts a certain vested content maker*

[aidenpons]

You get an old topic out, made by aforementioned vested content maker. The topic has some bloodstains on it and you'd really prefer not to know what that odd purplish lump is in the top right corner.

 

*Inserts a Steam Sale*

[Ben24x7]

You get an empty wallet.

 

*Inserts broken Shift key*

[Shadowblaze]

1 hour ago, Ben24x7 said:

You get an empty wallet.

 

*Inserts broken Shift key*

 

you get a poorly capitalized response.

 

*inserts an anthropomorphic cat*

 

It's been ages since I last posted on this topic

[Ben24x7]

You get a sketchbook full of anthropormorphic cat designs, all of which have been scribbled out with a black marker pen.

 

*Inserts LEGO Island fan-game made in Unreal*

[ticketstoloservile]

you get an unwanted mess with a story that would make your brain explode of miseries. 

 

*inserts a cleverly made joke*

[mumboking]

The vending machine says "I don't get it..."
 

*Inserts Yooka-Laylee for PS4*

[Leumeister]

(Man, this brings back memories)

 

You get Banjo-Kazooie for N64

 

*Inserts SheepIt! Renderfarm*

[FeebTube]

You get a Sheep Farmer Ender, who singlehandedly annihilates the mutton industry.

*Inserts long egg*

[mumboking]

You get LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

*Inserts cotton buds*

[Leumeister]

You get cotton seeds.

 

*Inserts one mole of galactose (180.16 grams)*

[FeebTube]

You get Galactus, devourer of worlds.

*Inserts Infinity Stones*

[Leumeister]

You get toa stones.

 

*Inserts a kanohi hau*

[mumboking]

You get a Bonkle Boi

*Inserts a flying Super Station Master stuck in a loop*

[Jugebox98]

You get fix to get out of flying Super Station Master stuck in a loop!

 

*inserts Basil the Batlord's Dragon*