RRU Quotes 2: Reckoning

[Alcom Isst]

[3:12:30 AM] Squid Loli: you insane motherf****er
[3:12:41 AM] Squid Loli: oh, sorry
[3:12:45 AM] Squid Loli: I used an Ableist term
[3:12:48 AM] Squid Loli: You bats*** motherf****er.

[McJobless]

Little bit late with this, but here we go...

 

[27/07/2014 11:40:11 AM] Will Kirkby:how many PETA activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
[27/07/2014 11:40:22 AM] Will Kirkby:don't be silly, PETA can't change anything

[27/07/2014 11:41:38 AM] Fush: it's a template joke. replace PETA with any other activist group for the same effect
[27/07/2014 11:41:38 AM] Fush: (^ refering to the lightbulb bit)
[27/07/2014 11:42:01 AM] Will Kirkby: you're a template joke
[27/07/2014 11:42:11 AM] Will Kirkby: BOOM, META-TEMPLATE JOKE

[27/07/2014 11:43:04 AM] Will Kirkby: I actually really like the NSA
[27/07/2014 11:43:11 AM] Will Kirkby: they care more about me than my last girlfriend did

[27/07/2014 11:43:58 AM] McJobless: Jeesus Kir(k)by, when's your standup slot?
[27/07/2014 11:44:32 AM] Will Kirkby: round about the time my ass goes numb from sitting down too much

[27/07/2014 12:11:21 PM] Will Kirkby: HL3: Motion Controlled Underwater Escort Mission Party Free-To-Play

 

Programmers...

[Ben24x7]

'Dropping out a window':

 

[27/07/2014 04:31 PM] Ayliffe:            *drops bass*

[27/07/2014 04:32 PM] Ben24x7:        DROP

[27/07/2014 04:34 PM] Ayliffe:             OUT OF A WINDOW

[27/07/2014 04:34 PM] Ben24x7:        LIKE A STONE

[27/07/2014 04:37 PM] Ayliffe:             ON FIRE

[27/07/2014 04:38 PM] Ben24x7:        SCREAMING

[27/07/2014 04:39 PM] Shadowblaze: A STONE ON FIRE AAAAH

[27/07/2014 04:40 PM] Ayliffe:             CONSTANTLY

[27/07/2014 04:40 PM] Ben24x7:        LIKE A DRAMA QUEEN

[27/07/2014 04:41 PM] Shadowblaze: ON FIRE

[dead_name]

[23:25:13] Xenfare Spades: OH MY GOD

[23:25:16] Xenfare Spades: HIS NAME IS PEPPER RONI

[23:25:18] Xenfare Spades: I DIDN'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME

[23:25:20] Xenfare Spades: THIS ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[Ben24x7]

How the FLASHY BALLS were invented:

 

@  Xiron : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)AND THEY CAUSED *system overload*

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)"And THAT son, was how the Flashy balls were invented"

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)*looking at those balls*

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)wow, the user, who archives this shoutbox, will have a hard job^^

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)...

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)*Ahem*

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:08 PM)LIFE WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:07 PM)THEY CAUSED THE EQUIVALENT OF HELL

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:07 PM)THEY CAUSED BALL-SLIDES

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:07 PM)AND HE EXPLODED

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:07 PM)THEY BROKE SHOUTBOXES

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:07 PM)THEY MULTIPLIED AMONG US

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)AND THEN MICHEAL BAY WAS BORN.

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)*led to

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)THEY ARE SMALL STOLEN CHUNKS OF HELL

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)or gave it to the poor, which somehow to SOCIALISM. then everything exploded

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)THEY ARE MAGIC

@  Xiron : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)And that is how stobe lights were made.

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:06 PM)which leads to the final conclusion, that the guy, who sold tnt, became so rich, that he burned the money

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:05 PM)anyway: everything exploded, AGAIN

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:05 PM)after that they could fnially pay the heating bill and their source of income disappeared. then hell froze again. this is known as the advanced circle of idiocy

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:04 PM)WHICH EXPLOADED

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:04 PM)as an alternative the sold the rocks, that were made out of the lava and they sold ice cream

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:04 PM)SO THERE WAS NOWHERE TO SEND THE BALLS TO

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)WHICH EXPLODED

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)And sent them down to HELL

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)Oh wait 

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)Which created the FLASHY BALLS

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)WHI

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)but they forgot to pay the heating bill. then hell froze and everybody blamed someone else

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:03 PM)So they sent out SATALITES

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)WHICH SOUNDS A BIT LIKE IT WAS PLAYED ON A KAZOO

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)The world needed FLASHY BALLS

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)lol

@  Xiron : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)AND EXPLODED AGAIN

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)And EXPLODED

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)The Sun was NO MORE

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:02 PM)While singing the tune of HELL

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 04:01 PM)The birds were BURNING

@  Xiron : (30 July 2014 - 04:01 PM)A warm morning in HELL? Sounds about right.

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:01 PM)"is this the real life or just a broken shoutbox?"

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 04:00 PM)^^

@  Xiron : (30 July 2014 - 04:00 PM)When I saw the title "Extreme Lag and weird graphical issues." in recent replies I thought someone made a video on RRU's anniversary. 

@  Ayliffe : (30 July 2014 - 04:00 PM)AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@  Ben24x7 : (30 July 2014 - 03:58 PM)HELL

@  Arthuriel : (30 July 2014 - 03:57 PM)"grandpa, tell us about the time, when they made the first blinking ball"
"ah, those were the days, kids. it was a warm morning in..."

[Alcom Isst]

[11:31:05 AM] Fish: So if disney owns the rights to star wars, does that make Leia a disney princess now?
[11:50:23 AM] Ramius Antillies: No, her kill count is too high.

[STUDZ]

How the FLASHY BALLS were invented:

 

I remember when we called them "animated balls of doom". And people would almost get banned for spamming them.

 

Good times. 

[dead_name]

[01:29:21] jamesster: will, did you ever finish reading self referential humor for dummies?

[01:29:40] jamesster: lately I've been reading self deprecating humor for dickwads

[01:29:59] Will Kirkby: I did

[01:30:08] Will Kirkby: Say, can I borrow your copy of Brick Jokes for dummies?

[Wirza]

LUR conversation regarding this. [9:00:41 PM] Jamesster: I'm trying not to laugh because laughing would make me look like a jerk but [9:00:50 PM] Jamesster: this is making me want to laugh [9:00:58 PM] [sGT] Alcom Isst: Meanwhile, Alcom is all [9:01:04 PM] [sGT] Alcom Isst: BWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA [9:01:07 PM] [sGT] Alcom Isst: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHAHHA! [9:01:08 PM] [sGT] Alcom Isst: HA! [9:01:14 PM] [sGT] Alcom Isst: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

i know i'm late on this but, The description says: please stop disliking. Gets four dislikes. HAHAHA

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/2/14 7:18:41 PM] Cirevam: Will, don't ninja me, it makes me sad :<

[8/2/14 7:19:04 PM] Ace the Railgun: Cire got (ninja)'d

[8/2/14 7:19:04 PM] kirkbywilliam: http://kirk.by/s/14799e0a7bf

[8/2/14 7:19:08 PM] kirkbywilliam: I'll ninja whoever I please

[8/2/14 7:19:35 PM] Cirevam: *whomever

[8/2/14 7:19:38 PM] Probably Fush: OH YEAH? WELL I'LL PIRATE YOU THEN

[8/2/14 7:19:45 PM] Probably Fush: Probably Fush logs on to the pirate bay

[8/2/14 7:19:47 PM] Probably Fush: Probably Fush downloads will

[8/2/14 7:19:48 PM] Cirevam: Ninjas, nazis, and pirates

[8/2/14 7:19:51 PM] kirkbywilliam: On 8/2/14, at 7:19 PM, Cirevam wrote:

> *whomever

oh f**** off

[8/2/14 7:19:56 PM] Cirevam:

[Fush]

[9:32:21 PM] Cirevam: Your butt is your own business and I'm not touching it anyways, so I don't care how you wipe

[Zephyria]

[5:03:32 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Well keep hoping, but it's not. Everytime McStudz posted a picture of his dong, I couldn't look at it for more than 10 seconds.

[The Ace Railgun]

On 8/5/14, at 4:29 PM, Probably Fush wrote:

> "on a scale of 1 to Homeopathy, how much bulls*** did this course contain?"

 

Later:

 

[8/5/14 6:11:19 PM] Triangle717: Ugh, where is McJobless when I need him?

 

[8/5/14 6:11:39 PM] Probably Fush: you need to turn on the pants signal

[8/5/14 6:11:58 PM] Triangle717: Quick! To the Pants Signal!

[8/5/14 6:12:29 PM] Triangle717: Holy boxers, Pantsman! The Pants Signal has been stolen!

[8/5/14 6:14:19 PM] Triangle717: What shall we ever do?!

[8/5/14 6:14:34 PM] Ace the Railgun: Quick, to the Pantsmobile!

[8/5/14 6:14:46 PM] Triangle717: Yes, of course!

[8/5/14 6:15:06 PM] Triangle717: We must find the one who wears pants on his head!

[8/5/14 6:15:48 PM] Triangle717: *Gets in Pantsmobile*

[8/5/14 6:15:56 PM] Triangle717: *Buckles up*

[8/5/14 6:16:02 PM] Triangle717: *Cue turntable*

[8/5/14 6:16:12 PM] Triangle717: *Jets enabled*

[8/5/14 6:16:19 PM] Triangle717: *Drives through tunnel*

[8/5/14 6:16:25 PM] Ace the Railgun: *Cue Pantsman theme*

[8/5/14 6:16:43 PM] Triangle717: *"Fence moves down for car to exit*

[8/5/14 6:17:11 PM] Triangle717: *Zoom on sign that reads "Pantsville: 14 miles ---->"*

[Sadie Meowsalot]

[8:14:32 PM] McJobless: >: ( Everyone is a f****ing cat and I'm just here being facially challenged.

[8:14:50 PM] Alcom Isst: [8:14 PM] McJobless: 

 

<<< >: ( Everyone is a f****ing cat and I'm just here being facially challenged.Pardon?

[8:15:17 PM] McJobless: You don't count. I just presume you're cute and furry with 90% of the stuff you say.

[8:15:28 PM] Ace the Railgun: On 8/6/14, at 6:14 PM, xx7xxxpowersxx wrote:

> >: ( Everyone is a f****ing cat and I'm just here being facially challenged.

You're not alone McJ

[8:15:39 PM] Alcom Isst: I have no idea what's going on.

[8:15:52 PM] jamesster: I stand by my Nick Brick as far as RRU goes

[8:17:42 PM] jamesster: [8:15 PM] Alcom Isst: 

 

<<< I have no idea what's going on.sadie said she liked my skype/tumblr avatar, I gave her the link to the icon generator it was made with, she posted it on RRU, people are using it apparently

[Brigs]

[8:21:13 PM] jamesster: https://community.lego.com/t5/LEGENDS-OF-CHIMA/if-Eris-came-to-your-house/m-p/6797734/highlight/true#M27472

[8:21:14 PM] jamesster: lemme just

[8:21:16 PM] jamesster: point this out

[8:21:17 PM] jamesster: specifically

[8:21:25 PM] Fush: I added blood cause I'm mature enough for it K don't like it get out

[8:21:46 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: "Me: Fried Eagle tastes just like Fried Chicken I wish I had more"

[8:21:47 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: wot

[8:22:03 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: We've got a psychopath on the rise

[8:22:35 PM] jamesster: fox news: MURDERER REHERSED PLANS ON LEGO WEBSITE

[8:22:42 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: His response to allogations of cannabilisim

[8:22:44 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: "as long as it tastes like Fried Chicken  who cares"

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/6/14 7:41:40 PM] jamesster: On 8/6/14, at 7:33 PM, jamesster wrote:

> I FOUND MY FAVORITE TOPIC :D

https://community.lego.com/t5/LEGENDS-OF-CHIMA/speedorz-are-like-lawnmowers/m-p/4783286/highlight/true#M5196

I have made it my personal goal to inject this topic with as many subtle drug references as possible

[Fush]

I want to point out that my comment in the above conversation is completely unrelated and the tail end of an ironic tirade where I was acting like an arrogant little kid for humorous purposes. I only mention this because taken out of context it makes me look like, well, an arrogant little kid, which was sort of the intention, but it was not meant seriously.

I don't have a quote to add. I just needed to point that out. Carry on.

[Ben24x7]

The 'line of infection':

 

 

@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:35 PM) I'm going to draw a line because of this ridiculous thing going on, people involved will be on one side, people who arn't involved on the other. Anyone who isn't involved steps over the line will become infected alright?
@ aidenpons : (07 August 2014 - 08:36 PM) 
@ BadDream : (07 August 2014 - 08:37 PM) This cat thing is quite... interesting
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:37 PM) And if anyone who IS involved steps over the line will try and fail to infect others
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:37 PM) Lets see...
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:37 PM) I'll start from A... *Bends down with thick black marker pen and places the tip onto the floor*
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:38 PM) ...The it ends at... ...B. *Walks towards the other side of the room dragging the pen across the floor*
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:38 PM) ...And done! *Stands up, takes pen off the floor, has drawn a line along the hallway*
@ aidenpons : (07 August 2014 - 08:39 PM) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DO NOT STEP OVER THIS LINE 
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:40 PM) 
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:40 PM) STEP OVER THE LINE YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
@ BadDream : (07 August 2014 - 08:41 PM) *walks over the line*
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:41 PM) YOU ARE INFECTED SIR
@ Ben24x7 : (07 August 2014 - 08:41 PM) Oh wait, you arn't 

[le717]

The 'line of infection'

 

Someone missed a great chance to throw a reference in that conversation.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHF9itPLUo4

[Cyrem]

[12:13:19 PM] Cirevam: you see Jarred,
when you be making your voice speed
you will never be capture
because enemy cannot of hearing real voice
[12:13:57 PM] Jarred: Yes
[12:14:01 PM] Random Antillies: Yes
[12:14:09 PM] Cirevam: Yes

[noghiri]

[13:31:58] Ciprian: I NEED A 3 LETER WORD FOR FUN
[13:32:02] Ciprian: ...WAIT

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/9/14 4:26:55 PM] Alcom Isst: On 8/9/14, at 4:26 PM, Arthuriel Aurillion wrote:

>  or did it just slowly turn into the today's version of tumblr?

OR DID IT SLOWLY TUMBLE INTO TODAY'S VERSION OF TUMBLR.

[8/9/14 4:27:06 PM] xx7xxxpowersxx: f****ing Alcom.

 

LATER....

 

[8/9/14 11:27:47 PM] jamesster: MWAHAHAHAHA

[8/9/14 11:28:04 PM] jamesster: I HAS DONE ITTTTTT

[8/9/14 11:28:11 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Telling people in a drama forum to burn, baby burn.

[8/9/14 11:28:12 PM] jamesster: SUCK IT NETDEVIL I CAN HAX UR DEAD GAME

[8/9/14 11:28:16 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: What a way to spend sunday.

[8/9/14 11:28:23 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: On 8/9/14, at 11:27 PM, jamesster wrote:

> SUCK IT NETDEVIL I CAN HAX UR DEAD GAME

ohgoditfinallyhappened

[8/9/14 11:28:27 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: he's snapped

[Addictgamer]

[1:08:38 PM] jamesster: no cire did

[1:08:47 PM] jamesster: man you guys had all the fun

[lol username]

[5:54:27 PM] Noghiri: Jamesster, interested in MW4 as soon as I get my stick set up?

[5:54:48 PM] jamesster: ... um.

[5:55:03 PM] jamesster: is that a euphemism

[5:55:16 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh:

[5:55:31 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: He's gotta polish the pole first.

[5:55:52 PM] Ciprian: Polish poles.

[5:55:54 PM] Ciprian: ...

[5:55:58 PM] Ciprian: Extreme, why you do this.

[5:56:12 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Because I'm a Pole.

[5:56:24 PM] Ciprian: But are you a Polish Pole?

[5:58:44 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: (I can't speak, I'm a pole)

[6:00:07 PM] Noghiri: flight stick, James.

[6:00:50 PM] jamesster: wow

[6:01:24 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: He's going high

[6:02:23 PM] Noghiri: flight stick with weapons trigger systems, throttle, yaw, and hat?

[6:03:13 PM] Noghiri: currently in Doc's teamspeak

[6:03:49 PM] jamesster: I'm 100% sure this is a euphemism

[6:04:35 PM] Alcom Isst: Don't get me started on my Thrustmaster.

[6:04:56 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Because Alcom needs all the help he can get.

[The Ace Railgun]

[8/10/14 7:15:31 PM] jamesster: I left the computer running with some loader dozers running around for a while

 

[8/10/14 7:15:36 PM] jamesster: like roombas

[8/10/14 7:15:42 PM] jamesster: but with rubble