RRU Quotes 2: Reckoning

[Cyrem]

In reverse

@  JifferJebmom     : That ain't no son of mine!
@  JifferJebmom     : Wait a minute...
@  JimbobJefferrs     : Want some cheese?
@  JifferJebmom     : Oh, you know...
@  mreyC     :  Hey JifferJebmom, hows your son, JimbobJeffers?

[Jimbob]

Yeah, Cyrem was messing with me today. Here's the full conversation (warning: very tall).

 

Click here.

 

Thanks to the name changes this became very confusing. Xiron is JimbobJefferrs, I am JifferJebmom and Cyrem was himself and also me at times. See if you can figure out when it's me speaking and when it's him.

[The Ace Railgun]

More username shenanigans:

 

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:08 PM)That was a horrible experience.

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:07 PM)I'm da real JimbobJeffers from Britain, so it was Cyrem messing with my mind.

@  JifferJebmom : (15 November 2014 - 12:06 PM)Maybe it was mine.

@  JifferJebmom : (15 November 2014 - 12:06 PM)Or was it JimbobJefferrs mind?

@  JifferJebmom : (15 November 2014 - 12:06 PM)After-effects of Cyrem messing with your mind. 

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:06 PM)I'm really tired and my head hurts from all this name swapping. @  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:05 PM)I

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:05 PM)I'm not sure who I am. 

@  JifferJebmom : (15 November 2014 - 12:05 PM)I'm le717 of course.

@  JimbobJefferrs : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)Hello, JJ, or are you Xiron?

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)Because it's totally true!

@  le717 : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)What's this about me being JimbobJeffers?

@  JimbobJefferrs : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)And I'm not sure which type to go with.

@  MaelstromIsl... : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)MY BRAIN HURTS

@  MaelstromIsl... : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)

@  JimbobJefferrs : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)I really don't know what is going on with Mars, the voice type is all over the place because everyone had their own ideas for it.

@  MaelstromIsl... : (15 November 2014 - 12:03 PM)t-theres two jimbob jeffers?!?!?!?

[Fluffy Cupcake]

More username shenanigans:

I got the full story (I cut out the unimportant bits)

[Drill Master]

On 11/19/2014, at 12:08 AM, Hugh Wotmeigh wrote: Netflix is finally coming to Australia

On 11/19/2014, at 12:08 AM, Hugh Wotmeigh wrote: 2015

On 11/19/2014, at 12:08 AM, Noghiri wrote: Ben, this is wonderful news

On 11/19/2014, at 12:09 AM, Hugh Wotmeigh wrote: Maybe Australia will finally stop delaying movies for 3 months.

On 11/19/2014, at 12:11 AM, Joe9412 wrote: So apperntly seals can rape penguins

On 11/19/2014, at 12:12 AM, Hugh Wotmeigh wrote: Thanks Joe.

[Fush]

[4:13:53 PM] Triangle717: In a doctor's office waiting room

[4:14:06 PM] Triangle717: Old lady sees old lady friend

[4:14:25 PM] Triangle717: Lady 1 is really sick.

[4:14:54 PM] Triangle717: "I don't want to give my germs to anyone."

[4:15:13 PM | Edited 4:15:20 PM] Triangle717: Ladies shake hands.

[4:15:33 PM] Noghiri: jeez.

[4:15:38 PM] Triangle717: Nope, not spreading germs at all...

[4:17:39 PM] Noghiri: Le, fistbumps are better.

[4:17:44 PM] Noghiri: so are fist shoulders.

[4:19:47 PM | Edited 4:20:02 PM] Triangle717: Do 70+ year old ladies do fist anything?

[4:19:54 PM] Noghiri: phrasing.

EDIT: Added full exchange

[Addictgamer]

[1:04:47 AM] Ciprian: I just found a book

[1:04:48 AM] Ciprian: "Human Beings Are Also Capable of Intelligence"

[1:05:03 AM] Cyrem: not sure about this

[Cyrem]

WORTH IT (it went on much longer)

[noghiri]

[17:54:49] Jim Brickkeeper: Screw it, I'm posting one of my odes here.
[17:54:56] Jim Brickkeeper: PARADOS
[strophe 1]
Oh long ago, in a land of luxury,
we gnomes came together, over a cup o’ tea
We soon found out, much to our horror,
a gnome had stepped where no one had before
[Antistrophe 1]
Landed in the mortuary, more than a mere broken knee,
looking better than the horse he had not gotten to see
Dental records, could not confirm him dead,
just as well, with no teeth left in his head
[strophe 2]
Us in the village, decided to finally see,
if a law could help eliminate roadside casualties
Exile or death, when crossed out of turn,
if they could not obey that, they would never learn
[Antistrophe 2]
The high mortality rate, cut in half
such as those, whom made that one last gaff
Such gnomes as we, sacrificed their life,
but with this rule, never again, will they give us strife
This rule will last, the passing of time,
just as well, for we are out of rhymes

[Addictgamer]

[17:54:49] Jim Brickkeeper: Screw it, I'm posting one of my odes here.

[17:54:56] Jim Brickkeeper: PARADOS

[strophe 1]

Oh long ago, in a land of luxury,

we gnomes came together, over a cup o’ tea

We soon found out, much to our horror,

a gnome had stepped where no one had before

[Antistrophe 1]

Landed in the mortuary, more than a mere broken knee,

looking better than the horse he had not gotten to see

Dental records, could not confirm him dead,

just as well, with no teeth left in his head

[strophe 2]

Us in the village, decided to finally see,

if a law could help eliminate roadside casualties

Exile or death, when crossed out of turn,

if they could not obey that, they would never learn

[Antistrophe 2]

The high mortality rate, cut in half

such as those, whom made that one last gaff

Such gnomes as we, sacrificed their life,

but with this rule, never again, will they give us strife

This rule will last, the passing of time,

just as well, for we are out of rhymes

I imagined a bunch of gnomes singing that, a la Hobbit.

[ProfessorBrickkeeper]

I imagined a bunch of gnomes singing that, a la Hobbit.

You evidently forgot to include a quote, so I was forced to provide one for you in post.

[1:54 AM] Jim Brickkeeper: I imagined a bunch of gnomes singing that, a la Hobbit

And before anyone can accuse me of doing the same.

[11:21 PM] Triangle717: This message has been removed

[Addictgamer]

 

You evidently forgot to include a quote, so I was forced to provide one for you in post.

On the contrary, I quoted Noghiri.

 

But if it makes you happy: [9:26:14 PM] Roh: How about I slap their brick

[The Ace Railgun]

 

[11/23/14 4:19:16 AM] McJob: McJob set topic to “Rock Raiders United room. Drill Master passed the test. He's a better designer than the guy at TT Games.â€

[Addictgamer]

[4:12:51 PM] Robobiter: [4:12 PM] Ciprian: 

 

<<< self-defeating

[4:12:54 PM] Robobiter: Damn you

[4:13:01 PM] Robobiter: SULF

[4:13:03 PM] Robobiter: SULF

 

 

 

 

[4:29:18 PM] Cyrem: [4:28 PM] Robobiter: [4:27 PM] Ciprian: SMACX

 

<<< Super-Medieval Action Combat Xylophon.

 

<<< Coming Soon TM

[Addictgamer]

[8:54:07 PM] Jarred: meh

[8:54:13 PM] Jarred: just get delta clearance

[8:54:13 PM] Ciprian: Tis MY compuer

[8:58:41 PM] Jarred: wot u doin

[8:59:00 PM] Ciprian: Working

[8:59:05 PM] Jarred: on

[9:00:02 PM] Ciprian: Jobs

[9:01:20 PM] Jarred: for

[9:01:45 PM] Ciprian: Me

[9:01:53 PM] Jarred: like

[9:02:13 PM] Ciprian: Searching

[9:02:22 PM] Jarred: what

[9:02:29 PM] Ciprian: Computers

[9:02:47 PM] Jarred: in

[9:02:56 PM] Ciprian: USA

[9:03:16 PM] Jarred: because

[9:03:32 PM] Ciprian: Experience

[9:03:49 PM] Jarred: why

[9:04:37 PM] Ciprian: Work

[9:05:23 PM] Jarred: and

[9:06:07 PM] Ciprian: Resume

[9:07:16 PM] Jarred: when

[9:07:28 PM] Ciprian: Summer

[9:07:50 PM] Jarred: is

[9:08:44 PM] Ciprian: Near

[9:08:49 PM] Jarred: to

[9:08:54 PM] Ciprian: Us

[9:08:58 PM] Jarred: from

[9:09:06 PM] Ciprian: Calendar

[9:09:28 PM] Jarred: where

[9:09:53 PM] Ciprian: USA

[9:10:18 PM] Jarred: on

[9:10:29 PM] Ciprian: what

[9:10:55 PM] Jarred: location

[9:11:01 PM] Ciprian: California

[9:11:57 PM] Jarred: cool

[9:12:03 PM] Ciprian: Very

[9:12:10 PM] Jarred: beans

[9:12:27 PM] Ciprian: Quote

[9:12:32 PM] Jarred: thank

[9:12:41 PM] Ciprian: you

[9:12:46 PM] Jarred: kind

[9:12:52 PM] Ciprian: of

[9:13:10 PM] Jarred: big

[9:13:13 PM] Ciprian: potatos

[9:13:49 PM] Jarred: baked

[9:14:11 PM] Ciprian: with

[9:14:25 PM] Jarred: kings

[9:14:34 PM] Ciprian: of

[9:14:55 PM] Jarred: your

[9:15:02 PM] Ciprian: butt.

[9:15:40 PM] Jarred: Today

[9:15:52 PM] Ciprian: what

[9:16:01 PM] Jarred: Monday

[9:16:06 PM] Ciprian: where

[9:16:14 PM] Jarred: Earth

[9:16:17 PM] Ciprian: when

[9:16:31 PM] Jarred: 00:00

[9:16:36 PM] Ciprian: location

[9:17:00 PM] Jarred: australia

[9:17:26 PM] Ciprian: why

[9:17:39 PM] Jarred: because

[9:18:02 PM] Ciprian: reasons?

[9:18:10 PM] Jarred: John

[9:18:23 PM] Ciprian: who

[9:18:33 PM] Jarred: unknown

[9:18:39 PM] Ciprian: why

[9:19:02 PM] Jarred: blind

[9:19:06 PM] Ciprian: because

[9:19:13 PM] Jarred: staple

[9:19:18 PM] Ciprian: from

[9:20:06 PM] Jarred: Jimmy

[9:20:18 PM] Ciprian: cheese

[9:20:29 PM] Jarred: steak

[9:20:45 PM] Ciprian: AoE

[9:20:55 PM] Jarred: domination

[9:20:59 PM] Ciprian: relics

[9:21:08 PM] Jarred: cars

[9:21:14 PM] Ciprian: furioso

[9:21:34 PM] Jarred: gold

[9:21:50 PM] Ciprian: wood

[9:21:58 PM] Jarred: sheep

[9:22:01 PM] Ciprian: stone

[9:23:01 PM] Jarred: fish

[9:23:05 PM] Ciprian: marco

[9:23:40 PM] Jarred: polo

[9:23:47 PM] Ciprian: torpedo1

[9:24:03 PM] Jarred: submarine

[9:24:25 PM] Ciprian: smithereens

[9:25:31 PM] Jarred: water

[9:25:41 PM] Ciprian: yes

[9:27:00 PM] Jarred: confirmed

[9:27:34 PM] Ciprian: HL3

[9:27:48 PM] Jarred: wasn't

[9:27:57 PM] Ciprian: but

[9:28:03 PM] Jarred: gaben

[9:28:10 PM] Ciprian: fat

[9:28:16 PM] Jarred: all

[9:28:22 PM] Ciprian: pigs

[9:28:28 PM] Jarred: ate

[9:28:34 PM] Ciprian: Georgia

[9:28:44 PM] Jarred: aswell

[9:28:54 PM] Ciprian: London

[9:29:13 PM] Jarred: and

[9:29:17 PM] Ciprian: underpants

[9:29:23 PM] Jarred: captain

[9:29:39 PM] Ciprian: football

[9:29:51 PM] Jarred: played

[9:30:30 PM] Ciprian: Australia

[9:30:47 PM] Jarred: lost

[9:30:54 PM] Ciprian: everything

[Cyrem]

<snip>

THATS NOT HOW IT ENDED YOU!!

[3:29:50 PM] Jarred: played

[3:30:29 PM] Ciprian: Australia

[3:30:46 PM] Jarred: lost

[3:30:53 PM] Ciprian: everything

[3:31:36 PM] Jarred: ugly

[3:31:52 PM] Ciprian: girls

[3:32:09 PM] Jarred: live

[3:32:20 PM] Ciprian: with

[3:32:25 PM] Jarred: ciprian

[3:32:32 PM] Ciprian: yay

[3:32:38 PM] Jarred: for

[3:32:51 PM] Ciprian: me

[3:33:12 PM] Jarred: har

Thats how it ended :P

[aidenpons]

    :     (24 November 2014 - 07:42 PM) 200 posts 2go
The Ace Railgun     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:43 PM) 'till we reach 100K?
The Ace Railgun     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:44 PM)
aidenpons     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:49 PM) *posting spree *
Ben24x7     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:50 PM)
The Ace Railgun     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:50 PM)
Ben24x7     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:51 PM) I don't know abut anyone else but Cyrem deserves the honor to post the 100k Post
aidenpons     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:54 PM) He'll delete anybody else's when the time comes, so he can have it
The Ace Railgun     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:56 PM)
Ben24x7     :     (24 November 2014 - 07:59 PM)
Ben24x7     :     (24 November 2014 - 08:00 PM) This post has been deleted by , reason; YOU AIN'T STEALING MY 100K POST

[Addictgamer]

On 11/24/2014 at 4:01 PM, Cyrem said:

THATS NOT HOW IT ENDED YOU!!

-snip-

Thats how it ended

You're just upset Australia lost everything.

Actual ending:

[9:42:33 PM] Cyrem: chat

[9:43:12 PM] Ciprian: with

[9:43:27 PM] Cyrem potatos

[9:43:44 PM] Ciprian: yes.

[9:45:33 PM] Cyrem yes.

[11:29:53 PM] Robobiter: no

[11:34:06 PM] Ciprian: gtfo

[11:35:20 PM] Cyrem: yeah

[The Ace Railgun]

Alcom's Sock Adventure Begins:

 

[11/24/14 6:34:16 PM] Alcom Isst: Socks.

SOCKS!

I NEED SOCKS!

 

[11/24/14 6:35:30 PM] Alcom Isst: I need socks so I can get them stuffed with coal and them put the coal into Santa's sled and then drive the sled to the future to save Sam & Max from dying in a lava pit.

[11/24/14 6:35:38 PM] Alcom Isst: But I can't find any socks.

 

[11/24/14 6:45:40 PM] Alcom Isst: socks socks socks socks socks

socks socks socks socks socks

socks socks socks socks socks

SOCKS.

[11/24/14 6:46:05 PM] Alcom Isst: DO SOCKS EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE?!

[11/24/14 6:46:19 PM] Alcom Isst: LEONARD, ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?!

NO?!

OKAY, THEN WHO IS?!

[11/24/14 6:46:43 PM] Alcom Isst: OR DO THE SOCKS EXIST IN A STATE OF NOT BEING-

[11/24/14 6:46:52 PM] Alcom Isst: I wonder if I could somehow use Santa's.

[Addictgamer]

[7:26:52 PM] Cyrem: Yeah that was MjJibbies

[7:27:25 PM] Cyrem: no-one actually knows what James does, he's just.... there.

[7:28:04 PM] Cyrem: with his mustache.

[7:28:10 PM] Cyrem: looking.

[8:07:16 PM] Cyrem: [2:06:55 PM] Ramius Antillies: MeryC will never bend the knee to Lord Amon ughhhh

<<< you're right

[12:19:17 AM] Ciprian: but captain to kill all them anyway

[12:19:18 AM] Cyrem: good >: )

[McJobless]

[10:15:46 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Are we all ignoring

[10:15:53 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: "LEGO Racers player"

[10:15:59 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: What the f**** kind of name is that?

[10:16:08 AM] Crap Boy: one that's very easy to ignore?

[10:16:13 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: It's oddly specific.

[10:16:20 AM] Crap Boy: yet oddly generic

[10:16:24 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Does he only play LEGO Racers?

[10:16:33 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: How often does he play LEGO Racers?

[10:16:46 AM] Hugh Wotmeigh: Does he play it out of spite, or survival?

[10:16:47 AM] Crap Boy: considering he just nailed veronica voltage maybe he means a different sort of player

[emily]

 

 

for those emotions that you just cant articulate

 

For example, "my parents are bread".

[dead_name]

[02:16:41] Will Kirkby: blue is louder than brown

[lol username]

[10:43:49 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: What is the best state in America?

[10:43:56 PM] Hugh Wotmeigh: DON'T SAY DRUNK

[10:43:56 PM] Will Kirkby: drunk.

[10:43:59 PM] Will Kirkby: GOD DAMN IT

[dead_name]

[04:17:47] jamesster: if I had sixty seconds of totally free time I'd doodle a picture of gdbump saying "I hope binary editor senpai notices me"

[04:18:02] jamesster: followed by it slapping the editor and yelling "NOTICE ME"