Jimbob Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late to the party. You wouldn't believe the length of the queue to play on an original (20th Century) Space Invaders arcade game. I died within seconds anyway and couldn't be bothered to queue again... So, uh, I guess I should introduce myself. Hi. I like explosives. My name is Doctor Jimbob Jeffers, but you can call me DJ - nah, just messin' wit chu, call me Jimbob. Oh, also, I wouldn't nose around my suitcase. I have some explosives in there that aren't very well packaged and liable to go off quite easily The Ace Railgun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Hey everyone! Sorry I'm late to the party. You wouldn't believe the length of the queue to play on an original (20th Century) Space Invaders arcade game. I died within seconds anyway and couldn't be bothered to queue again... So, uh, I guess I should introduce myself. Hi. I like explosives. My name is Doctor Jimbob Jeffers, but you can call me DJ - nah, just messin' wit chu, call me Jimbob. Oh, also, I wouldn't nose around my suitcase. I have some explosives in there that aren't very well packaged and liable to go off quite easily You were in that line too?! *High Fives* Jimbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 The Military Cruiser had reached the edge of the Andromeda Galaxy. As the vessel entered the nearest system, there was a slight shudder from the engines. They then relaxed and functioned as normal. "Just some interference, nothing to worry about. Probably just a flux," said one crew member. They arrived at the first planet, which had an almost purple tint to it. "All Researchers to the bridge. Repeat, all Researchers to the bridge," the Captain explained. The Researchers aproached the bridge and awaited instructions. The Captain continued. "Alright. This planet here was scanned to be a possible suitable planet. That's where you come in. You will take a dropship to the surface and scan the air for oxygen content. You will be given these full body air suits to work in, until the air has been tested positive. Good luck." The group got suited up and got aboard the dropship. The airlock opened and the ship ignited its engines and headed to the surface. As they entered the atmoshpere, they aproached an odd colored cloud. The cloud was actually gas that smothered the dropship, causing the engines to blow. The ship shook violently, throwing the crew around. "Hold on! We lost the engines! Brace!" The dropship hit the rough ground, flipped upside down, and slammed into the side of a rock formation. Due to the structure of the dropship, the crew survived. These ships were made to be sturdy in case of such crashes. The crew got out, except for the pilot. He stayed in the shuttle and tried to radio the cruiser. The Researchers began their scan, but they wanted to be quick about it. They were on a strange new world with no immediate way back to the main vessel. They got their equipment out and set it up. After a few hours of scanning, they finalized the results. The air was poisonous to breath, but with their technology, they could re-adjust the atmoshere of a planet to some extent. They started their trip back to the ship, when Jimbob began to cough. Everyone turned to him. He began choking, and suddenly fell to the ground, dead. Everyone rushed over to him and they noticed a tear in the back of his air suit. A further look at the gash, and the group realized what it really was. It was a strait cut into his suit! Someone had intentionally cut Jimbob's suit and the gas killed him! The crew carried him back and took a rescue shuttle back to the cruiser. The Captain ordered the group to the brig. "You better start talking! I want to know who killed Jimbob, and you better give me an answer, or so help me I will send all of you out of the airlock myself! Now, all of you carry the same knife that could have cut that suit. Who was it?!" Jimbob was innocent. It is now time to vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 dropship So what, it's Dust 514 now? The number of references is to dam high! The Captain Who is a side character...and will probably be killed, because he is not important to the plot... had reached the edge of the Andromeda Galaxy Well that was fast...did they use warp 10? Wait... *I dusted my pants off as they were covered with dust from the crash, my face was covered with scratches, and bruises but luckily it was nothing too serious every one looked alright, well except for JJ who died an unfortunate death* *I mused a while on who could have possibly killed him* JJ - Dead Yajmo - A Space invaders fan...I guess anythings possible but I really don't think it was him, doesn't really have the guts... Fushi - You are always quiet...raising suspicion Xiron - Your friendly enough I've got no problem with you DM - He's the narrator so yeah... (Is that it?) I vote that it's Fushi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted November 3, 2013 Author Share Posted November 3, 2013 No mentioning of yourself on your list? Tsk tsk, how could you Ace? I have to agree back, you seem like a pretty fine chap yourself. Yajmo - Hmm, people like you, we can never be sure about. Fushi - Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Your quietness can be very suspicious, you know. DM - He's the narrator so yeah... Ow. 4th wall breaking, it hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le717 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 DM - He's the narrator so yeah... Ow. 4th wall breaking, it hurts! The Ace Railgun and Drill Master 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 No mentioning of yourself on your list? I'm invisable I'm just too lazy to type my own name? If somebody else wants to judge me I'm open though...it'd be awkward to judge my self... Ow. 4th wall breaking, it hurts! Oh quit whining and endure the pain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fush Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Fushi - Well, what do you have to say for yourself?I SAY do you want a donut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 donut? I want all the doughnuts in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 *The captain finds a note in Jimbob's pocket. Written on it is a message.* 'To do list: - Defuse TNT in suitcase - Get to know everyone better - Share doughnuts stashed behind TNT - Win Space Invaders - Share more doughnuts stashed behind TNT - Give cookies stashed behind TNT out too' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fush Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 donut doughnuts doughnutsI feel very American right now. The Ace Railgun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 donut >doughnuts doughnuts I feel very American right now. *Also on Jimbob's person is found a British passport* BADABAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fush Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Well *cracks knuckles* now we've all had our donuts Ace ate all of the donuts and we've had a healthy debate on proper spelling I suppose it's time to focus on the slightly less important task of figuring out who did this to Jimbob, yes? Fushi - You are always quiet...raising suspicionWe're all smart people here, you agree, yes? I doubt any of us, if we had something legitimate to hide, would ever act so blatantly suspicious. The one you should watch out for is the one trying to blend in, trying not to seem suspicious, yes. For example, you ate my donuts. The donuts I was clearly offering to Xiron. A reprehensible act, but if you were guilty you wouldn't want to get on anyone's bad side, and therefore I don't believe you to be the culprit, yes. Jimbob is gone, so that leaves us with Xiron and Yajmo, yes. Xiron, you didn't accept my offer for donuts, yes? If one does not eat the dunots, that implies guilt. I learned that from Transformers so it could be not accurate, yes. I have my eye on you, yes. Yajmo, has a criminal record, yes, but could have gone straight. It's hard to know for certain. For now I will cast my vote on Xiron, yes, but that is not final and depending on what Xiron and Yajmo have to say for themselves I could change it, yes. DM - He's the narrator so yeah...Sir, are you quite alright, yes? You may need to lie down, you seem to be hallucinating, yes. No, I don't have a verbal tic, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 Xiron, you didn't accept my offer for donuts, yes? If one does not eat the dunots, that implies guilt. I learned that from Transformers so it could be not accurate, yes. I have my eye on you, yes. Can't a guy eat healthy around here? What, you want to know why I don't eat Good Healthâ„¢ pills to compensate? I don't trust products like that, sorry. I'd rather be healthy the classic way. Fushigisaur, this poor accusation against me has raised my suspicions even more. I think I will set my vote to you. Well, one voter remains. Yajmo, what is your say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fush Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Xiron, you didn't accept my offer for donuts, yes? If one does not eat the dunots, that implies guilt. I learned that from Transformers so it could be not accurate, yes. I have my eye on you, yes. Can't a guy eat healthy around here?What, you want to know why I don't eat Good Healthâ„¢ pills to compensate? I don't trust products like that, sorry. I'd rather be healthy the classic way. Fushigisaur, this poor accusation against me has raised my suspicions even more. I think I will set my vote to you. Well, one voter remains. Yajmo, what is your say? TRANSFORMERS LIED? IMPOSSIBLE. I shall keep my vote on you, not that it matters at this point, yes. Two votes me, I'm almost surely lost this round. :c O.T. I drew a picture Jimbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 you seem to be hallucinating, So it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 "Gentlemen, you are all trying my patience," the Captain said. "I need a [FINAL] answer on who killed Jimbob now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Railgun Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I say Fushi [final] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Voting Fushigisaur [final] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yajmo Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 voting for xeron Xiron (sorry buddy, I'm going with my gut here) [final]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Xeron? You must be mistaken, my brother is not here. In any case, I'll take that as a vote towards me since he isn't here. You just HAD to do it, didn't you? Cause a tie without giving any valid reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fush Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 You just HAD to do it, didn't you? Cause a tie without giving any valid reason.I hadn't finalized my vote towards you yet, though. Which puts me in an interesting position, yes? I don't really want to cause a tie, but if I swing my vote towards Yajmo then that puts me on ice. So as much as I don't want to, I'll go for the tie. I vote Xiron [final]. What happen now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 "Ok, gentlemen," the Captain began. "It would appear that we have reached a tie. Here's how it's going to go down. I will flip a coin 5 times. If the majority is Heads, then Fushigisaur will stay, and Xiron will be taken off of this ship to be court marshalled. If the majority is Tails, the opposite, in which Fushigisaur will go." The Captain pulled a golden coin from his pocket. "Right then. Here we go." The Captain flipped the coin. (I am actually doing this. These are the true results of me flipping a coin 5 times.) 1. Heads 2. Tails 3. Heads 4. Tails (I swear I did not make this up) The Captain sighed. "Last flip." He flipped the coin. 5. Heads. "Fushigisaur, you will stay aboard this ship. Xiron, I hereby order you to leave this vessel immediately. There is a small frigate inbound to pick you up. You will then be court marshalled and tried for the death of Jimbob. If you are innocent, you will be released to join back on a later mission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Cupcake Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 , no! Taking an important member off the team? You'll regret getting on my bad side you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drill Master Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 After the late hours had passed, the crew aboard the Military Cruiser had not had anymore betrayals. Xiron was tried for the murder of Jimbob Jeffers, and was found guilty. As punishment, he was given a small grade pistol and exiled on the planet Dradeon where large and dangerous creatures roamed the lands. He now had to find shelter and hope the creatures don't find him in his sleep. GAME OVER Xiron was the Mafia Yajmo was Innocent Fushigisaur was Innocent The Ace Railgun was the Doctor Jimbob and The Ace Railgun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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